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I saw the term "worlds most homicidal cockslut" in the wild and I'm dying and I'm crying and I'm laughing.

and it's gonna live in my head rent free for life.

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based on the conversation with Abdirak, the Dark Urge isn't super into self mutilation, which is just a shame.

but working around that, maybe the dark urge isn't allowed to self mutilate because it's harming the flesh of their own father... but that doesn't mean Gortash isn't allowed to 😈

so maybe Gortash got them very into it.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #dark urge #durgetash

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is it so discomforting to know-

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I'm sorry it's just so funny when the puriteens are out in droves shitting on my evil blorbo saying:

"he's awful because he commits crimes, he's a slaver, he's a war criminal, he's a sleaze ball, he tortures people, he's literally KILLED people."

like imma break your goddamn mind right now and say:

"yes... that's why I like him 😈"

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #dark urge

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so I haven't checked this at all, but I'm willing to bet my new car that this character is voiced by the same voice actress as the narrator from baldur's gate 3.

I heard her say one line and I was like ah.

that's the narrator from BG3.

and I won't even check it because that's how sure I am.

#hades 2 #hecate #baldurs gate 3

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this is peak female character design.

I don't even know what Hades 2 is, I just know this is all I ever want from female character designs.

#hades 2 #hecate #my face is your toilet maam

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There's a cinematic equivalent of "this meeting could have been an email" where you get about two hours into a feature-length blockbuster and it occurs to you that this would have lost nothing meaningful if it had been a ten-minute short film on YouTube.

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Baldur’s Gate 3: But Make it Cats🐱

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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"Would you change your genitals if you could" yeah, make it Bluetooth enabled.

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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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Gortash giving head with the force, willpower, and conviction of a true chosen of Bane and the Dark Urge taking it like a good little soldier of Bhaal without even screaming.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #dark urge #durgetash

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#twitter #lgbt #lgbtqia #blorbo

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#twitter #protests #mlk #golden gate bridge

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#twitter

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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

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Eclipse