"There's fight in Voyager yet. It's still got temporal shields, six photon torpedoes. It'll hold together. Besides, you know the adage. Captain goes down with the ship, right?"
Cardassians (a la Star Trek) are very clearly lizardly and the writers do make a point to give them lizardy standards for temperature and humidity.
What this leads me to believe: At regular intervals, Cardassian ships are made to mist the crew, exactly like a produce section in the grocery store.
Star Trek Captains, A Review and Categorization III - The Search for Captains
So there was little enough response to the last poll (a single vote) that I didn't think anyone was interested in more...but this is one of those posts that keeps on giving, so I'm going to at least finish this up with the two that I've gotten the most anecdotal (non-poll) feedback to do.
If you missed it, the first post in this series.
And since nearly EVERYONE missed it, the second.
Captain Seven
Star Trek said Trans Rights! So very done with your shit! Hasn't yet met her younger brother Dal, but probably will approve of every single choice he's ever made. She doesn't know everything, but she knows more than you. Only marginally less of a badass with a phaser than Admiral Crusher. Can make a Sapphic's panties spontaneously combust from a lightyear away. Can make a starship spontaneously combust from a lightyear away, it just takes more effort on her part. Borg Queen? Nah... my Queen!
Scorecard
Found Families: 3
Timelines she's personally been involved in rewriting: At least 3
Hearts broken: 3 (No, Raff, you only count as one)
Mothers: 3
Category: Sempai!!!
Captain Shaw
Salty? Salty! Just some dipshit from Chicago. Walking trauma nerve, do not cross. Does NOT like jazz. Will work his way into your heart while still being the Doctor House of the Starfleet Engineering Corp. Ride or die, but goddamn had you better be ride or die, too, or he'll break you. He'll find a way. The angry sonovabitch that says all the words that tell you he hates your guts but will make you into the best version of yourself against your will.
Scorecard
Times he handed Starfleet legends their ass in verbal spars: Countless
Times he managed to keep an aging, neglected starship from falling apart around his ears in such a way as to make other Starfleet legends amazed: At least 1
Times he's set aside his personal (almost justified) prejudice against Borg to nurture and promote his first officer: 1
Times he was traumatized in such a way that we can kinda understand why he's such a massive tool: 1
Category: Angry Neighbor Shouting At Kids When They Lose Their Ball Over His Fence...then the ball is 'mysteriously' on the kid's porch the next morning with the leaks patched, re-inflated, cleaned up, and with a note about proper throwing technique
Will there be more? Maybe, if there's enough of a demand I might just do another post like this.
This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.