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Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler

#For students #Marine Biology Class #Show to students #show to class

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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Dude has a death wish

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this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time

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you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

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To be continued…?

@marinette_s_cup_of_tea on Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/marinette_s_cup_of_tea/

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

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Keanu Reeves as Neo

in THE MATRIX 1999

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Galaxy Quest (1999) dir. Dean Parisot

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i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation