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I like I think you should leave with Tim Robinson because every sketch is like what if you had autism and it’s funny because I do

#the skit where someone reacts positively to a ‘weird’ thing he did #and he keeps talking to her and showing her stuff #and everyone else is annoyed #and then someone comes around and is like ‘don’t tell Randall he’s creative #cause hes just gonna encourage him #…I think about that skit every day of my life #AND THEN SHE DOESNT LISTEN AND SEES THE WORLD WILDLY AND IN WILD WAYS THROUGH HIM #my absolute heart has exploded this sketch is my favorite thing ever

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I think I know where Gob may have gotten the idea to get this hairstyle from.

Spot the difference, it’s, um…They’re the, uhhh, the spitting image of eachoth- *bursts out laughing*

#I love Gob’s high school haircut it’s so…it’s very…homemade #it delights me greatly haha #I’m glad you’re happy with it Gob #I’m glad you’re happy #also this supports my hc that gob dyed his hair black #guys what do you mean it’s literally canon #arrested development #gob Bluth

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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This is so stupid why have I been laughing at this for 20 minutes

"LMAO LOOK AT THIS LOSER"

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One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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every time I rewatch arrested development I’m always reminded of how clever the show was. I always notice something new each time so it almost feels like I’m watching the show for the first time again

#FOR REAL #it’s so wild

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#so true

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Listen, I don't like that they made Buster a murderer, the way he acted felt entirely out of character.

But you know what?

You know what???

I support it. Lucille 2 had it coming for manipulating Buster and Gob like that. Good for him actually. Again, the Buster I know wouldn't do that...But this Buster has my full support.

#arrested development #gob bluth #buster bluth #lucille 2 #lucille 2s number two hater #(number one is Buster obvi)

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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People do realize that Fred is canonically autistic in Mystery Incorporated right. It's not just a popular headcanon, it's an actual thing

I keep seeing people asking "why" people think he's autistic and I've also seen some people downright imply that believing he's autistic is ableist or something so I just wanted to make this post to clarify that.

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I have like 6 god damn coffins from the skulltimate dolls and I have no idea what to do with them. No wall space to put them up, no room to store them, but it feels weird to just throw them out. Maybe donate them?

I'm not a collector in the sense of saving everything to sell later but it still feels weird to chuck them :/

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they’re……. right behind me, aren’t they ☝🏻🤨

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happy easter to gob bluth, who tried to do a “jesus in the tomb” magic trick to avoid his wedding and instead knocked himself unconscious and unknowingly got locked in a storage unit

#men would rather try to do a “Jesus in the tomb’’ magic trick to avoid their wedding and instead knock themselves unconscious #and unknowingly get locked in a storage unit than go to therapy

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My pronouns are she, not her. Because I’ll never be her.

#arrested development #ann veal #her?

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GOB fans will see a repressed homosexual ex stripper magician who owns a bee company and Made A Huge Mistake and go. I'd hit that.

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everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song