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spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!
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cowboy advice
be rootin
be tootin
and by god be shootin
but most of all
be kind
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hozier songs really prepare me for my future as a tree
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the happy ending he deserved
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oh, to be an ancient forager
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happy Thursday the 20th
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anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
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i really am the dumbest bitch on earth wow
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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
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(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
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El Roomba lowcost
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like if you are an officialunitedstates fan
reblog if you an officialunitedstates supporter
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if i get deleted i just wanna say i hate most of my followers and i hope all of you get help
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me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts
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hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year
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