Yoda has never had sex and that’s canon
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Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did
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Yoda sucked my dink behind an applebee's once
my condolences
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Yoda ate my prize-winning sheep Hjálmarr, now how will i feed my kids?
eat yoda
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leave yoda alone he is my precious baby green goblin and did nothing wrong. my sweet little brussel sprout is pure
yoda sent this
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yoda just STABBED me ! i am bleeding out as i type this!!!!
i know you sent this 6 months ago but please seek medical attention immediately
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Yoda once beat me up behind a Wendy's he's a very mean man
thank you for sharing your story
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Why do you hate Yoda? What did he do and do you have proof?
what did yoda do is he problematic?? does anyone have a callout?
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Yoda: O shit, enslaved by Dooku, a whole colony of togrutas has been.
Mace : Who shall we send on this mission.
Mundi: I have the perfect candidates. How about the former slave and his togruta padawan.
Yoda: Fucking genius that is. Go wrong, nothing possibly could from this decision, yes. Very wise we are.
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do you ship reylo
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The holy trinity™
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*Yoda voice* Depression? Just a fancy word for being bummed out, that is.
yoda, you ignorant slut
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does yaddle support luke’s homo
yes
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Fuck you and your anti yoda propaganda. Yoda helped deliver me when my mom was giving birth.
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Why do you hate/dislike Yoda?
he came into my house and called me a gay loser to my face
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