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Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

#their relationship is EVERYTHING #my queerplatonic demon cannibals <3 #now that’s a string of words that i never thought I’d put together #huh #but them #alastor is in hell for a reason #but we love him anyway #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin rosie #radiorose #canon aroace #aroace alastor #aromantic #asexual #aroace

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Alastor did the gay hand so much already, I have trouble believing that nobody realized yet.

#and so my hazbin hotel/alastor obsession begins #the asexual aromantic demon i never asked for but always wanted??? #he’s just a little guy #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #aromantic #asexual #aroace #canon aroace #hazbin angel dust #aroace alastor

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Sober vs. drunk Sherlock

#he’s so smol #these are all great moments but you can’t forget #“ah hudders’’ #because that scene lives in my head rent-free #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #fandom nonsense

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part 3 of my latest les mis fic is up :)

it’s written in an interview-style format, taking place after a handful of the les amis spent a couple of days together at marius pontmercy’s estate. it was supposed to be a fun getaway with friends, but something (or multiple somethings) happened to derail that plan…

NEWEST CHAPTER EXCERPT UNDER THE CUT:

Combeferre: Courfeyrac should know by now that Enjolras doesn’t flirt, or even know how to flirt.

Eponine: I didn’t get Courfeyrac and Enjolras’s deal—Marius told me they were best friends, but they started a shouting match seconds after entering the estate, and when Enjolras spoke to Jehan at lunch…Courfeyrac’s face was as red as a tomato.

Eponine: But to be fair, he didn’t make any attempt to speak to them himself.

Eponine: Grantaire wasn’t much better.

Grantaire: It was stupid to get jealous. I know Enjolras wasn’t flirting with Jehan, but…he never took an interest or talked to me like that.

Grantaire: (rolls eyes) Maybe I should take up poetry. Get myself a garden. (mockingly) “Oh, mighty Apollo, do you daren’t look upon a mere mortal such as I?”

Grantaire: …

Grantaire: Who am I kidding? I just wanted him to acknowledge me.

Eponine: I wish I could tell Grantaire it wasn’t worth it. To forget about it. Being in l—wanting someone completely oblivious to your feelings...it only ends in hurt.

Eponine: But it’s easier said than done.

#les mis #les miserables #les miz #enjolras #grantaire #enjoltaire #courfeyrac #eponine thenardier #combeferre #jehan prouvaire #jean prouvaire #marius pontmercy #ao3fic #ao3 writer #fanfic #archive of our own

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i’ve (finally) updated my latest les mis fic…it’s written in an interview-style format, taking place after a handful of the les amis spent a couple of days together at marius pontmercy’s estate. it was supposed to be a fun getaway with friends, but something (or multiple somethings) happened to derail that plan…

NEWEST CHAPTER EXCERPT UNDER THE CUT:

Courfeyrac: He can be so bitchy. Enjolras doesn’t know how to have fun sometimes.

Eponine: Enjolras just lost his shit. That’s how I was introduced to him. Combeferre suddenly didn’t seem so bad.

Combeferre: It was like watching a car crash. You saw it coming, you saw it happen, but you were basically helpless to stop it. Courfeyrac started shouting back, too. I remember hiding my head in my hands. I hoped it wasn’t an indication of how our stay at the estate was going to go. Courf and Enjolras didn’t usually fight. But when they did, it was explosive.

Enjolras: I shouldn’t have gotten mad at him. I realized that about a minute and a half into our argument when I looked beside him and saw the horrified expression on Cosette’s face. I was making this about me, and it wasn’t. All the anger I had in me immediately died and all I felt was guilt.

Enjolras: But then I saw the horrified expression on Courfeyrac’s face. It wasn’t the same kind of horror. Cosette’s was more of, “What are you doing? I can’t believe you’re doing this” which I have seen directed at me from her multiple times. But Courfeyrac’s expression was more of actual fear. Like he just got caught doing something he shouldn’t have. He just clammed up, and his eyes went wide…

#les miserables #les miz #les mis #enjolras #courfeyrac #cosette #cosette fauchelevent #eponine thenardier #combeferre #ao3fic #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #fandom nonsense #enjoltaire #ao3

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The fact that Simon Snow is alive.

And I’m hopelessly in love with him.

#!!!!!! #them!!! #the enemies to lovers are enemies to lover-ing #brb gotta go reread carry on again #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #carry on #rainbow rowell #simon snow #snowbaz #ya novels #bookblr #fandom nonsense #so happy carry on is trending rn

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Friend: you should go to therapy

Me: okay

Me: opens Ao3 tab

Friend: nO

#LISTEN #one is free #the other is not #JUST PUT THOSE GUYS IN SITUATIONS AND LET ME READ ABOUT IT #regular nonsense #johnlock #enjoltaire #destiel #cherik #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ineffable husbands #nandermo #snowbaz

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Enjolras: Do you think Grantaire loves me?

Courfeyrac: Well…one time I drunk texted him asking what love was

Enjolras: And?

Courfeyrac: He just sent me a picture of your face

#he’s down bad #les mis #les miserables #les miz #enjolras #grantaire #courfeyrac #enjoltaire #incorrect quotes #fandom nonsense

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Stede: *does something incredibly stupid*

Ed: What an absolute fucking idiot

Ed: I’d die for him

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #ofmd edward teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #incorrect quotes #fandom nonsense

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it’s fluffy and cute and i am not your strongest soldier

#me searching under the fluff tag every time i’m on ao3 #i see fluffy fics i read them #i see fluffy fanart i reblog or like it #THERE IS ENOUGH ANGST IN REAL LIFE LET ME LIVE IN MY LITTLE GAY DELUSIONS #i’ve already read about these characters falling in love and getting a happy ending #and i’ll do it again! #johnlock #enjoltaire #cherik #destiel #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #nandermo #ineffable husbands #snowbaz

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Investigative partners

#op the way you draw sherlock rosie and john is just #*chefs kiss* #i don’t see enough parentlock #WHY??? #sherlock bbc #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #rosie watson #johnlock #fandom nonsense

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an accurate representation of my last two braincells

#they’re trying okay #and by that i mean my two brain cells and sherlock and watson #he’s clueing for looks #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #fandom nonsense

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Izzy: I don’t get paid enough for this.

Frenchie: For what?

Izzy: *gestures vaguely to Stede*

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #frenchie ofmd #izzy hands #ofmd izzy #incorrect quotes #fandom nonsense

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Enjolras: Is that vodka?

Grantaire: Yeah.

Enjolras: Straight?

Grantaire: No, gay.

Enjolras: THE VODKA NOT YOU

#this is a canon conversation to me #les mis #les miserables #les miz #enjolras #grantaire #enjoltaire #incorrect quotes #fandom nonsense

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Apparently there's a superstition about tomatoes being the "love apple" cause when you eat them apparently they're supposed to make you fall in love and as an aroace who hates tomatoes this explains alot lmao

#i can get behind this #tomatoes suck #but salsa..? #hmmm #I’ve connected the two dots #you didn’t connect shit #I’VE CONNECTED THEM #aroace #lgbtqia pride #regular nonsense

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Yes he is a grown man but he is also someone's annoying girlfriend

#matt murdock my beloved #<-SO ACCURATE JSJDKDKDKLAL #daredevil #matt murdock #marvel #fandom nonsense

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my brother finally saw sherlock

#exposing benadryl cucumbers as an immortal? #you see but you do not observe #think he may be onto something here #sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #benedict cumberbatch #vincent van gogh #art museum #fandom nonsense