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anxietieslouise · 1 year
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I think you should be allowed to invert spells
For Example:
Vicious Mockery: Heal an ally by complimenting them
Hellish Rebuke: If someone heals you, you heal them back
Dispel Magic: Make someone else's spell more powerful
Magic Missile: Launch a series of deadly magic bolts that always miss.
Feathfall: Slam into the ground at terminal velocity from any height
Commune With Outer Plane: God calls you up and asks you questions about your life
Invisibility: Become extremely loud, garish looking and obnoxious until you attack someone
Plane Shift: Bring another plane of existence to where you are
Daylight: Put out the sun
Disguse Self: Writes your name on your head in sharpie
Leomund's Tiny Hut: Burn Leomund's house down, wherever he's living now
Death Ward: You cast it and just keel over on the spot.
See? The possibilities are endless
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anxietieslouise · 2 years
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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch
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anxietieslouise · 2 years
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*talks* *immediately regrets it*
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anxietieslouise · 2 years
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For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:
- it gets corrected
- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment
- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund
Things that do not happen
- you’re “in trouble”
- you are charged with fraud
- you go to jail
I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it
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anxietieslouise · 2 years
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anxietieslouise · 3 years
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anxietieslouise · 3 years
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shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?
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anxietieslouise · 3 years
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Person: “What’s your favorite song?”
Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”
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anxietieslouise · 3 years
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anxietieslouise · 3 years
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I say ‘no worries’ far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry
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anxietieslouise · 3 years
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“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”
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anxietieslouise · 3 years
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might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since
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anxietieslouise · 4 years
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but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die
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anxietieslouise · 4 years
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