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Thank you for your attention
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lazy, messy, still cute
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@chaoticfro -level misspellings
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a collecshun luv x
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Big titty goth gf refuses to make this a platonic date
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i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend
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“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”
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This seems psychologically consistent for my life
Sinister Hovering Orb
A game for 1 to 4 players
Character Creation
Distribute the following scores among the Attributes of Stillness, Ill-fortune, Revelation and Foreboding:
+2, +1, +0, -1
Describe the pattern and texture of your surface, and any signs or symbols found thereon. Give yourself a name in a language no human ear may apprehend, nor human tongue express.
Basic Moves
When you describe yourself performing one of the italicised actions, roll 2d6 and add the value of the indicated Attribute.
Manifest
When you are simply and suddenly present, giving no sign of how you came to be here, roll +Stillness. On a 10+, you may appear where you choose and unnerve all present. On a 7–9, choose one:
You must appear a considerable distance away from any observer
Your presence is incongruous, but not alarming
On a 6-, your sudden appearance is humorous or absurd.
Afflict
When your very presence brings down inescapable calamity, roll +Ill-fortune. On a 10+, the subject of your inscrutable ire is instantly struck down by seeming happenstance. On a 7–9, choose one:
The outcome is inconvenient rather than calamitous
The mishap results in a terrifying near miss
On a 6-, the bad luck is mistargeted and strikes something unrelated to your displeasure.
Compel
When those who gaze upon you know what they must do, roll +Revelation. On a 10+, it shall be as you command. On a 7–9, choose one:
Those chosen to carry out your will may choose to flee or become paralysed with horror instead
Your will is subtly but critically misinterpreted
On a 6-, your chosen servants misunderstand your will both entirely and with considerable enthusiasm.
Portend
When you radiate a palpable sense of doom, roll +Foreboding. On a 10+, you grant a premonition of a fate of your choosing, and all efforts to prevent it shall prove in vain. In a 7–9, choose one:
The premonition lacks urgency
The fate can be avoided, and the vision you grant gives some clue how
On a 6-, you succeed only in perplexing those present.
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@chaoticfro
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A hateful person is a rat....a spiteful person is a shrew...an inflitrator is a mole....will Just Little Guy phobia never cease???
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Just when I thought it couldnt get worse? Dick C. Heese lives in the same state as me. I wanna thank him for his hard work.
Expect a review soon.
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Unfortunate wax figures of Sylvester Stallone.
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