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Dorian: And there is only one witch who will be my queen.

Me:

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wait a minute...

I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.

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trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks and its not the same thing every time and maybe its not always there but its always watching and this is not the kinda monster that you wanna fuck its the kinda monster that Fucks You Up™

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stop overthinking

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The Incredibles (2004) // Incredibles 2 (2018)

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i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

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me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

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Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

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what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

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chandler bing: a relatable summary

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remember when dash drama looked like this

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When u forget what pocket ur phone is in and u start doing the macarena