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Everytime I see someone talking about a fight between Percy and Harry and how Harry would win I laugh.
Even if they didn’t use powers Percy would win.
Harry is a skinny little British twink who lived under the stairs.
Percy is from New York and probably used to watch crackheads fight on the curb in front of his school and he has picked up a few moves
I don’t know I said used to he still does he is never free Wednesday because that’s what he does after school.
He once brought Grover and Annabeth to watch with him and they were scared but intrigued.
This man has witnessed a rat the size of a basketball chase someones cat and he hasn’t felt fear since that moment.
Four times a week he hears some random person screaming about the end of the world and at this point it’s just background noise.
He watched someone dressed like pennywise get onto the subway in the middle of April and he didn’t look twice.
Harry Potter wouldn’t stand a chance.
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dogboy nico being underrated like have u seen this little gay italian dude?
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welp school's about to start, you know what that means:
✨Unnecessary stress management✨
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yass angst with no happy endings
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jesus christ yone u are so real for this 🥲
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Huh. So he went there one time and stayed permanently.
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no because why did i forget that nico can silence the ghosts in camp jupiter by just putting a finger to his lips???? that's so cool??? this boy is so fucking powerful????
highkey will sometimes forgets that his boyfriend is not just a depressed loser who likes to cuddle and talk about games or whatever but actually insanely powerful and then they're walking around in new rome and the ghosts are being loud and overestimating and nico just goes hush and they all immediately cannot talk anymore and will is like damn bro how tf did you do that???
anyway yes because i keep forgetting will also forgets how cool his boyfriend is i don't make the rules
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nico and will both think of the other as the lame ass boyfriend, no i will not elaborate
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i have more followers than Rufus Emeterio on his instagram life is good
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solangelo headcanons because talking is overrated
nico would be very into thriller and detective stuffs while will would be obsessed with stranger things and charlie's angels
the more nico spends time with will the more in sync and alike he is
*saw a cat* *both simultaneously raise hands and pull out cat treats*
will: "for real?!" nico: "for real?"
*taunting a monster* "your mama’s so hairy that when she went to see the new Star Wars movi-" "YEAH- and everyone thought Chewbacca was making a promotional appearance HA!"
"gods i wanna stuff a whole dragon in my stomach..." "..." "...and i want to eat this skrunkly little ham sandwich right here."
*nico looks at will* *will notices it and raises his eyebrows* *nico winks with both eyes* *will wiggles his fingers* *nico bites his tongue* *will makes witchy laughter* *nico sniffs his nose* "get a room." "stfu connor stoll."
small talks with nico and will feel awkward af, they prefer meaningful long conversations
silent is very important to them, to other campers it seems like they having beef but to nico and will that's true comfort
"hypothetically, what if i turned into a cat?" "then you would be the luckiest cat in the world." "oh-" "i would set this mortal realm on fire for you." "oh."
"remember when-" and they started sobbing violently
they would try to think abt how to compliment other demigods like clovis is such a attentive listener he slept through like half of my feelings or drew may seem a bit of an a-hole but she actually gave great skin care tips or lou turned an apple into a rat once and said 'that's similar to chocolate frogs in harry potter, try them out will!' and she was so funny i almost ate them fr
then they looked at percy and went nah that dude could devour a kiwi pizza and get poisoned instead
they often gave each other heart eyes
and nico would immediately get smack in the head by a camper because they were dueling
will would panic and then potato-shack nico to the infirmary right after
will claimed that nico really liked to sleep outside and thought it's romantic
minus the mosquito
they couldn't though because of harpies
but will would still help clearing out nico's cabin so that both of them could lay on the floor with much more opened space
nico felt like an idiot going along with it but lowkey appreciated having will there making dumb contented kekeke giggles because he thought nico like it
nico: you think i'm pretty?
will: w-what?
nico: do you think i'm pretty?
will: yeah..? i-i mean idk i guess you are? uh–sorry i mean yes–i mean very uh very pretty just um yeah so so–pretty like wow haha the most prettiest creature ever like woah
will: ...
will: i am so sorry
nico: no no don't be. that's really nice of you
will: ...
nico: thank you it's cute
will: ...gods are we like this right now?
nico: we're actually achieving relationship goals what can you have possibly meant?
will: well–alright i mean but are we doing it really–
nico: you're pretty too you know
will: w-woah wait
nico: you look so adorable right now i could cook you to medium rare
will: that's–
nico: you're so gorgeous i could slap your dad in the face because he created such a fine piece of work
will: o-oh
nico: you are absolutely beautiful oh my gods like i would happily snap the stolls legs just so you could be a little more self-aware of it will
will: nico i–you–goodness...
nico: ...
nico: dam you're right we are not having this at all. let's go outside and fight harpies and accidentally kiss and blame it on the adrenaline rush
will: chokes cutely
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I met this Hewwo Hitman with this blank, pale, emotionless face…
One, Two, the Hitman’s coming for you…
Their face was an icon of a cat, and the cat had the blackest eyes, the Devil’s eyes…
Three, Four, better lock your ask box…
I spent eight years trying to reach them, and then another seven trying to keep them locked up…
Five, Six, grab your spray bottle…
Because I realized that what was living behind that Hewwo Hitman’s eyes…
Seven, Eight, stay in the realm of NdA…
Was purely and simply Eeeeevviiill…
Nine, Ten, never ask again.
Signed- HEWWO??? hitman
this made my day, ty.
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headcanon nico uses crack treated seriously and will trauma dumpings to get out of the socializing circle and that says a lot abt their relationship.
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at one point nico would say "WASH THE RICE SOLACE." and will would eat it raw to spite him.
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woah summer does not feel real to me, what's date is today? monday? or the 24th of saturday?
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it just strucks me suddenly the fact that i get to see the minotaur fight, the annabeth's signature line, the summer camp, miss sally jackson, the poseidon claiming scene, grover being accurately scared but brave lil satyr he is and percy is actually a twelve years old boy, on screen, and not on my mind when i read the book.
jesus i can't imagine being a long term percy jackson fan without getting seriously emotional from the first casting announcement of Walker to the completed trio.
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Absolutely beaming right now
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a small part of me wants will and nico to run away from chb together
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i totally see why people try to make will a darker more fucked up character than he is in canon but i do like the idea of will being this pretty boy who one day got a massive crush on the son of Hades that everyone else rejected and decided okay i’ll be devoted to you for the rest of my life. like, what if will was kind and full of love and optimistic and forgiving and goofy and shiny and fell in love with Nico Di Angelo of all people and decided to pour all the love of his heart (which is a lot) onto him and that was just it. what if will is exactly like he seems. what then. so many of you are like what if will was a deeper character and i understand but i raise you to what if will is what we see in canon. lol
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