hiatus ig i got busy n stuff
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it’s hot out and i’m dying. prorev time
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smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.
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A bunch of bros in jerseys are screaming at the tv in the bar and it’s really annoying. When you go up to get another drink you realize that they are watching the Chomsky/Foucault debate.
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in a gay relationship with the vampire that hovers outside my 3rd story window at night to make sure no one bothers me while i sleep
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*literally just drinks some water*
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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obsessed with this
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The Weather Trio ✿ Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, & Emerald (2002, 2004)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COTFDkBpdoH/?igshid=148s5u13anmpd
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ANGELINA JOLIE as Thena in ETERNALS (2021)
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