England: Dinner's ready!
Everyone:Yes please!
England: I cooked!
America: Sorry Tony called me
Canada:gotta find Kumajiro
France:Is that a pony?
Germany: Not hungry
Italy:I'm hungry
Spain: Yo no spik inglish
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APH America: Did you eat all of the donuts?
APH Netherlands: No
APH America: Don't lie. I saw the powder on your pants.
APH Netherlands: That was cocaine
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Germany: It’s time to make daddy proud.
North Italy: Yes sir!
Germany: I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog.
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©https://www.instagram.com/mad_hetalia_fan/
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America’s first birthday party (June 4, 1776 colorized)
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©https://www.instagram.com/hetalia_is_revolting/
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I actually hate that this is happening
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Alfred *with a guitar*: I love you, Bitch
Arthur: Oh my god, no.
Alfred *plays a chord*: I'm never gonna stop lovin' you, bEtCH
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Hong Kong: *wakes up suddenly and pokes Iceland*
Iceland: *rubbing eyes* what
Hong Jong: how does a Japanese chihuahua say hello
Iceland: Harry its 4 am go to sl-
Hong Kong: konichihuahua
Iceland: *smashes pillow against him*
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APH Canada: Wait, so you’re not going home for Thanksgiving?
APH America: No, I have to work on Friday. You?
APH Canada: I’m Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
APH America: Oh, right, I forgot you guys are weird. You pronounce the word out, “oat”
APH Canada: You guys are the world’s leader in handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
APH America:
APH America: ….Your cops are called Mounties.
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a transparent hungary for your blog!
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Hong Kong: You see, I've dating your son for some time and-
Denmark: Oh, I see, you've come to seek for the old man's permissio-
Hong Kong: Actually. Not really...Yes I'm planning on proposing but I came here to ask "How do I ask Norway for permission without him killing me?"
Denmark:....
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Alfred: Who the fuck
Arthur: Language.
Alfred: Whom the fuck...
Arthur: *sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
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England: Where's America?
Canada: Hold on. *clears throat* "Where did you come from. Where did you go"
America: *Busts trough door* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON-EYE JOE
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