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#❝ ( AESTHETIC ) ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷºʳˡᵈ ᵗʰʳºᵘᵍʰ ᵃ ᵈºᵍˢ ᵉʸᵉˢ ❞.

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yup…always :)

#purdy innocently chewing faster just nOPE IM NOT CHEWING ANYTHING #about tag.

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                     she’s sitting  beside  her chair like a  good  girl.  ears perked up and head raised — anyone passing by her would think  ‘ wow, isn’t she a well mannered dog ! ’  and she is !   she’s been  trained  by the best to be the best !   but she isn’t  looking  this way just because she’s been  told  to, no, it’s because her owner is currently  eating.   that’s right.  purdy is trying to  guilt  her pet into  giving  her some of her lunch.  come on, just look  down  at her and see how pretty she is !  that should be  enough  for the human to share her food,  yes ? 

                      indeed,  it is.  purdita is  quick  to snatch the french fry thrown her way  OUT  of the air.  she hardly  chews  it before  swallowing  it  down, getting back to the position in  hopes  of getting another.      

(  throw fries at the doggie.  accepting. @auraepuella  ) !

#auraepuella #( meme tag ). #feed m e yes ??? #kingsmen verse.

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#❝ ( AESTHETIC ) ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷºʳˡᵈ ᵗʰʳºᵘᵍʰ ᵃ ᵈºᵍˢ ᵉʸᵉˢ ❞.

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zokliitsos replied to your post:                am i doing this right ? 

/CHOKES/

#co ncerned noises #zokliitsos #ooc.

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               am i doing this right ? 

#ooc. #offline.

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Shit I’ve Said To My Dog : Sentence Starters

Why do you get so upset when I blow into your ears?

Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet?

If you burp in my face we’re not friends anymore.

Why do you have such a floppy lip?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING?

Oh, I didn’t realise you suddenly decided to have standards.

Stop looking at other people. Your world should revolve around me.

Remember that time, one year ago when you split open my lip by accident and it didn’t stop bleeding? No? Well I do.

Wanna roll around on the floor and make weird sounds later?

If you try to lick me when I’ve just gotten out of the shower again I sWEAR TO GOD.

Not everyone needs to hear your opinion on the existence of fire alarms.

I have never seen anyone so happy to pretend to be dead before.

Okay. You need a bath. I’m ready for battle, don’t even try to argue this.

How come you hate warm baths but love swamp water and muddy puddles?

I love that no matter what I say, if I hold up my hand you’ll high-five it without question. It’s like we’re always united, no matter who or what I’m roasting today.

I found one of your hairs in my breakfast. We need to talk.

I asked you to bring me my slippers. I did not ask you to check they were dead by shaking them like a crazed dingo before giving them to me.

You can’t just put your foot in my mouth then walk away. What kind of friendship do you think this is?

I love how efficient you are at using the tools around us to be as annoying as possible.

I never got to be the big spoon in bed before I had you. This is such a weird new perspective I have gained in life. 

I’m pretty sure this many snuggles is illegal in some countries.

No. Stop begging to try a piece of my food. It’s a vegetable. You hate vegetables. *Sigh* Fuck it. Fine. Here try some.

SEE? I told you you’d hate it!

Why do you insist on smooshing squishy foods before eating them?

I’m not sure how something so adorable and pure could have as many nightmares as you do, but I hope you’re okay.

I will never grow tired of booping your snoot.

Sometimes I look at you and I realise how lucky I am to have someone who is so tolerant of my weirdness.

Why do you get excited whenever I go to the bathroom?

You always look sad when you’re tired. It’s so fucking cute.

I love how if I get really excited over a stick, you trust me enough to see insane amounts of value in it too.

I got you another teddy to add to your already grossly large collection of teddies. Yes I’m an enabler. No I’m not going to stop enabling you.

Some kid asked me if you were a bear today. It made me wonder what your spirit animal would be.

Why do you always sleep by my door? Are you guarding it from demons?

Let’s go to the woods. You run through the trees and I’ll hum the Game of Thrones theme.

I’ve always wanted to braid your hair, but I’m also worried you won’t like it

How can you be both so polite and such a piece of shit at the same time?

Holy crap our souls were literally meant for one another.

#( meme tag ). #y e s perfect

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#❝ ( AESTHETIC ) ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷºʳˡᵈ ᵗʰʳºᵘᵍʰ ᵃ ᵈºᵍˢ ᵉʸᵉˢ ❞. #q. #i still need to write up her human vers

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yellow flowers just really floats my boat🌼

#❝ ( AESTHETIC ) ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷºʳˡᵈ ᵗʰʳºᵘᵍʰ ᵃ ᵈºᵍˢ ᵉʸᵉˢ ❞.

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with shortness of breath, you explained the infinite; how rare and beautiful it is to even exist.                                                                                                         saturn (sleeping at last) ↵

#❝ ( AESTHETIC ) ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷºʳˡᵈ ᵗʰʳºᵘᵍʰ ᵃ ᵈºᵍˢ ᵉʸᵉˢ ❞.

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tag drop ! 

#❝ ( MUSINGS ) ⁿº ᵍ'ᵛ'ⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃˡˡ ºⁿˡʸ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ❞. #❝ ( AESTHETIC ) ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷºʳˡᵈ ᵗʰʳºᵘᵍʰ ᵃ ᵈºᵍˢ ᵉʸᵉˢ ❞. #❝ ( VISAGE ) ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗ'fᵘˡ ˢ'ᵍʰᵗ ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ❞. #❝ ( HUMAN ) ᵗº ᵇᵉ ᵇˡᵉˢˢᵉᵈ ʷ'ᵗʰ ᵗʷº ˡᵉᵍˢ ❞. #❝ ( MUSIC ) ʷᵉ'ˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵈᵃˡᵐᵃᵗ'ᵃⁿ ᵖˡᵃⁿᵗᵃᵗ'ºⁿ ʰºᵐᵉ ❞. #❝ ( PONGO ) ᵃ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢºᵐᵉ ᵇºʸ ❞. #❝ ( PURDY & PONGO ) ⁿºᵗ զᵘ'ᵗᵉ ˡºᵛᵉ ᵃᵗ f'ʳˢᵗ ˢ'ᵍʰᵗ ❞. #❝ ( ANITA ) ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃˡᵐºˢᵗ ͨᵃⁿ'ⁿᵉ ❞. #❝ ( WALLY WEST ) ʰᵉ'ˢ ⁿºᵗ ᵃˢ fᵃˢᵗ ᵃˢ ᵐᵉ ❞. #❝ ( PROMO ) ʸºᵘ ˢʰºᵘˡᵈ fºˡˡºʷ ᵗʰ'ˢ ͨᵘᵗ'ᵉ !!! ❞. #❝ ( SP ) ⁿºᵗ ᵃᵍᵃ'ⁿ ͨºˡˡᵉᵉⁿ ❞. #❝ ( ROXY ) ᵍººᵈ ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵈᵃⁿᵍᵉʳºᵘˢ ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ❞. #❝ ( OWEN ) ͨᵃʳᵉ fºʳ ʰ'ᵐ ʷᵉˡˡ ❞. #❝ ( CRUELLA ) ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰºʳʳ'ᵇˡᵉ ᵈᵉᵛ'ˡ ʷºᵐᵃⁿ ❞. #❝ ( MAIN VERSE ) ˡ'ᵛ'ⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ˡ'fᵉ ºf ºᵘʳ ᵃⁿͨᵉˢᵗºʳˢ ᵖᵃˢᵗ ❞. #❝ ( GOT / NARNIA VERSE ) ˢᵉⁿᵈ ͨᵃˡᵐ ᵈᵉᵉᵖ 'ⁿᵗº ᵗʰᵉ'ʳ ᵇºⁿᵉˢ ❞. #❝ ( DC / MARVEL VERSE ) ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ⁿº ᵏʳʸᵖᵗº ᵇᵘᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˢᵘʳᵉ 'ˢ fᵃˢᵗ ❞.

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@celerem @hcndler @auraepuella

#( VISAGE ) ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵈᵃʳˡ'ⁿᵍ ͨºᵛᵉʳᵉᵈ 'ⁿ ˢᵖºᵗˢ /

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#( AESTHETIC ) ᵗº ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷºʳˡᵈ ᵗʰʳºᵘᵍʰ ᵃ ᵈºᵍˢ ᵉʸᵉˢ / #q.

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                      the past week i was gone because the lovely @celerem had flown over to visit  !!!!  

#i love her so very much afjeioa #can't wait t o see you again i n person in half a year #( OOC ) ᵃʷᵏʷᵃʳᵈˡʸ ᵗʰʳºʷˢ fᵃ'ʳʸ ᵈᵘˢᵗ ºⁿ ʸºᵘ /

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#( CHILDREN ) ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿˡʸ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵘᵖᵖ'ᵉˢ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᵖᵘᵖᵖ'ᵉˢ / #q.

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#( PONGO ) ʰᵉʳ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢºᵐᵉ ºᵗʰᵉʳ ʰᵃˡf / #( ROGER AND ANITA ) ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵗˢ ʷʰº ᵃʳᵉ ᵃˡᵐºˢᵗ ͨᵃⁿ'ⁿᵉ / #q.

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bokeh + puppy by Aleksandra Kielreuter

#( CHILDREN ) ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿˡʸ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵘᵖᵖ'ᵉˢ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᵖᵘᵖᵖ'ᵉˢ / #q.