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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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it’s almost that time of the year :)

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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More How To Manage ADHD

“I never remember to take out the trash until my trash can is full, at which point the trash bag is really heavy and the stuff at the bottom has been rotting a while, and it’s awful!”

Small brain: “Try to train yourself to take out the trash on certain days at certain times.”

Large brain: “Buy a tiny trash can. Now you HAVE to empty it.”

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being in your 20s is exactly like being a teen except now you have the freedom to do everything you were told no to as a teen and the consequences (good or bad) are entirely yours to suffer

Insane that being in your 20s counts as adulthood. Being in your 20s just feels like the sequel to being a teenager

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Insane that being in your 20s counts as adulthood. Being in your 20s just feels like the sequel to being a teenager

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“Average American throws away 60lbs of clothing a year” “most people only wash an item of clothing ten times before it falls apart” ok how much of this is unsold clothing getting tossed throwing off the statistics? And if it’s not, What are you guys doing to your clothes. I still wear $13 shirts I bought in 2013.

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my mom didn't believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like "oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people's stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it's fun to pretend saint nicholas or 'santa claus' brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!"

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially "so mac, are you being good for santa claus?" and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly "he's dead."

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headcannon that one time when alec was at cirenworth to talk to jem or smth, he gave kit his number "for emergencies"

and kit, being a herondale, texts him regularly. what does he text, you ask? selfies. what kind of selfies? ones where he is breaking the law.

alec gets pictures of him getting a flu shot every year. and he's so frustrated b/c several people would be really pissed at him for arresting kit, and he did worse anyways.

just... kit interacting w/ the tmi squad brings me much joy

(and ofc jessa told kit the demon pox story, and alec is saved in his phone as 'consul lightworm')

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aromantic culture is cats and dogs. oh you have a crush on me? well sucks to be you, I have an animal companion that loves me unconditionally

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In a bit of a jam. Anyone know where I might safely hide a corpse wrapped up in a curtain? Urgent.