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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though
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the science bitch urge to correct all common misinformation when it appears vs the knowledge that people hate that bitch actually
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be a fag
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce
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you GUYS google each of the friends characters and click the icon next to their name
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fanfic where they both turn into coniferous trees. mutual pining
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I need someone that wants to beat each other up until we get all bloody and bruised as a form of masturbation
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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up
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thoughts on polyamory?
thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade
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to survive on tumblr you must either; not go to the club, experience long term celibacy (wanted or unwanted) or be unemployed.
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Ides of April
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