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judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18

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Shoutout to these 4 videogame KINGS who don't know what sex is.

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shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

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centrists be like “I can excuse fascism but I draw the line at being against fascism” 

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apple breaks up fight between two magnets

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what the fuck

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Vanilla Ice’s Twitter Header shows him holding a game controller posing triumphantly while being met with the steam connection error message on a dual screen setup with an illegitimate copy of windows 10

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All three of Seth Macfarlane’s shit shows are about to kill each other we are free

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alligators are cute

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accidentally causes a helium leak at my 5 year old cousins birthday party & tries to fix it but the clown’s final moments are the funniest fucking thing on earth

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me: :(

literally any colour scheme ever:

me: :)

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observe.

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Some Twitter drawings! Crack ships are fun.