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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

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GO OVERWORLD YOURSELF

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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

#real life needs tf2 kill binding

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hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3

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gm_itcotck

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"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..."

"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"

"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."

"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."

"exactly."

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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this is sending me

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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I remember seeing this video in an RTVS compilation once and for a while I thought it was an odd dream I had but I’ve finally found it again

The compilation I found the clip in

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this Dean Ween story is so fucking funny