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Small time crook terrified of British politeness.

#why does he scream like that #is it gay panic because a nice man is talking to him? #or is he genuinely afraid of layton for some unknown reason #im not used to seeing rook emote so much #professor layton #rook #macaw #bishop #robin #azran legacy #targent #hershel layton

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Introductory Post

Chapter 1:

Rook and Bishop have successfully escaped Targent in the stolen airship.

Mackintosh has finally stopped screaming and bleeding all over the place, so it was a pretty peaceful flight. Well, as peaceful as it can be with Bishop happily steering the airship and Rook frantically trying to make sure they don't crash.

"We're free!" Bishop exclaims. "No more rules, no more boundaries, we can do whatever the hell we want!"

"Yes." Rook awkwardly grips the tip of his hat "And we did it together."

#Rook and Bishop's Love Quest #professor layton #rook #macaw #bishop #robin #azran legacy #targent #polls

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Azran Legacy is almost a perfect game. What sets it back isn't the pacing or hundred plot twists in the final chapter.

It's the fact that these two goobers

never confess their undying love for one another.

I mean, they get close:

But close isn't good enough.

So I've decided that we as a fandom need to give them the happy ending they deserve.

So I will create a series of polls that will act as a Choose your own Adventure type game. You can vote on how you want the story to play out and whatever happens is completely canon.

I have no idea how this will end up, but it should be a lot of fun!

Adventure begins here:

#Rook and Bishop's Love Quest #professor layton #rook #macaw #bishop #robin #azran legacy #targent #polls

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Here's a transparent gif of Bishop doing his gay little hand gesture.

#very important #use it however you will #professor layton #bishop #robin #azran legacy #targent

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#reblog with Rook's version to reunite them on your dashboard #professor Layton #bishop #robin #azran legacy #targent

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#reblog with Bishop's version to reunite them on your dashboard #professor layton #rook #macaw #azran legacy

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#don't worry #bishop likes being tossed #like a toddler in a bouncy castle #professor layton #bishop #robin #leon bronev #professor layton and the azran legacy #azran legacy #targent #azran legacy spoilers

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#i don't think they'd be friends #but if Clive's looking to hire another incompetent henchman #rook's your man

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Lady Dahlia hitting on Professor Layton:

Miracles happen. The hot baroness likes your Lego looking ass:

Dahlia: *sees Layton's picture in the newspaper* Him. I want him. He's the one.

Matthew: Are you sure about this madam? It says here he was responsible for taking down an entire army of ancient robots.

Dahlia: How would that be a problem?

Matthew:........

Dahlia:............

Dahlia: He's here? Excellent. Time to walk all the way to the back of the room so I can dramatically walk all the way towards him.

Dahlia: Ooooh! His hands are so big!!! And so's his hat!!

Dahlia: My nephew may have been murdered, but as long as my man's with me, I'll be alright.

Dahlia:*waiting for her man*

Dahlia: Matthew! Quit interrupting my alone time with my new man!

Dahlia: Must. Resist. Looking. At. His. Backside.

Dahlia: *dramatically falls into Layton's arms* Oh! What a terrible situation! Thank goodness I have such a strong and smart man around to protect me!

Layton: You good?

Dahlia: *confesses a deeply personal dream to a man she's known for a few days*

Dahlia: If you need me, I'll be in my bedroom. In bed. Alone. Feel free to see me if you want.

But Layton never did. RIP.

Layton's POV:

#when Dahlia wakes up she's lost her man and her daughter #so sad #professor layton #curious village #lady dahlia #dahlia reinhold #hershel layton #luke triton #Matthew #inspector chelmey

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Layton Being Down Bad for Lady Dahlia:

A woman so bad, she has a true gentleman acting up:

Dahlia: Dear Professor Layton. I have heard of your accomplishments and believe you are best suited to help me with this problem. A few months ago, my husband passed away and-

Layton: She's single!!! Luke get in the car!!!

Layton: So I'm not getting a one on one private audience with a beautiful, rich, recently single lady? Okay. That's fine. I'm fine.

Layton: This is the first time I've touched a woman in ten years. Keep calm, Hershel. You got this.

Dahlia: Layton! Do this for me!

Layton: Yes Ma'am!

Dahlia: Layton! Do this for me!

Layton: Yes Ma'am!

Dahlia: Layton! Do this for me!

Layton: Yes Ma'am!

Luke: Gosh Professor! Why are you letting that bossy woman order you around?

Layton: Luke you know nothing of women! Dahlia is not bossy! She's a girlboss! She's a queen! She is an icon! She is the moment! You'll understand when you're older.

Layton: Lady Dahlia is so beautiful!

Luke: That's all you've been saying since we got here! Why are you acting like this? You've never acted like this around women before!

Layton: .......

Layton: She's so beautiful!!!!

Layton: I'll just take this painting with me. The painting of a woman identical to Dahlia. I'm keeping it. Don't ask why.

Dahlia's POV:

#layton was down bad in this game #he's always so calm around women but Dahlia makes him insane #professor layton #curious village #hershel layton #lady dahlia #dahlia reinhold #luke triton

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Bonus Scene from Azran Legacy:

After getting separated in San Grio for a while, Rook eventually finds Bishop. In the short time they've been apart, Bishop has somehow acquired a dozen more bags of (definitely fake) eggs in each hand.

Rook grumbles at his idiocy, but seeing Bishop struggling to carry them, he offers a hand.

Bishop looks at Rook's hand, then at Rook, then back at his hand. He shrugs, then shifts all the bags to one hand and takes Rook's hand with the other.

Rook is too stunned to say anything, so they keep holding hands all the way back to the airship.

#and neither of them spoke about it #professor layton #rook #macaw #bishop #robin #azran legacy #targent

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#pass but I'll take his wife

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*throws this at you then runs away crying*

Official Artwork V.S My Homoerotic Edit

Also here's a version with the mlm flag because it looks nice.

#its funny how swapping the pose completely changes the atmosphere of the image #guys went from mysterious badasses to starcrossed lovers in an instant #fellas is it gay to star lovingly into your homies eyes #professor Layton #rook #macaw #bishop #robin #professor layton #azran legacy #targent #myedit #gay

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#love wins!!! #💕💕💕 #rook #bishop #robin #macaw

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It's April.

Time to post the Fools.

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This came to me in a dream.

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Rook and Bishop probably dislike Easter because the last time they did an egg hunt, it went badly.

#they'd refuse to take part because they don't see how it's supposed to be a game #but their son would beg them so they'd give in #after a few minutes a switch is flipped and they revert back into Targent mode #they get super competitive and start cheating #them kids didn't stand a chance #they get mad when they realise the eggs aren't valuable and are just chocolate #then their son asks to get a toy popono #even though they have over a hundred at home #eventually they go home and watch Hop(2011) #never doing that again #professor layton #rook #macaw #bishop #robin #azran legacy #targent