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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#a bunch of books I am in varying states of finishing #lamp #cheap walmart earbuds so I can watch stuff while my gf is sleeping #water #a cheap walmart sunrise alarm clock I bought to help me wake up early #(it doesnt help me wake up early) #a little jewlery music box thing that ive had since I was 9 full of bobby pins and scrunchies for sleeping #and probably a bunch of other stuff idk

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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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hellooooo unfortunately back with another one of these: can you all report the ever-loving FUCK out of these two Etsy shops?

These shops are not just selling t-shirts with designs they've stolen from me, which is one thing, but they are selling the design files they stole from me. This means that they are selling the ability for other people to sell my designs: both profiting off of my work, and creating UNLIMITED opportunities for my work to be stolen, as the people who buy them will continue to distribute the stolen design files, and sell shirts with the design files they've stolen. It is stealing from me in so much more blatant, uncontrollable, and disgusting a way than just selling a shitty version of the shirt I've made.

I am having an actual massive panic attack over this and need it handled ASAP ASAP ASAP before it spirals completely out of control. Etsy's legal team can sometimes take a couple days to respond to claims and take stuff down. I don't have a couple days to wait while hundreds of people purchase this to make counterfeit listings of mine, and unlimited people therefore make unlimited profits off my work. Report these as hard and as fast as you possibly can, holy shit, PLEASE.

Here is the original shirt / design. Please please PLEASE signal boost this

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they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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taylor swift is compelling to me as a horror figure

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I hate when an artist gets exposed for being a bad person and people start the narrative “why would you even want to listen to their shitty music” when are we going to be freed from the idea that only good people create good art and bad people create bad art. It just makes it harder for these types of people to be exposed because now you got people thinking “how is this possible, his music is so good!”

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you’re losing me // so long london

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its 4/20 please take some time to remember everyone that has died / been incarcerated / lost any chance at a normal life for your right to smoke ur fuckin mids.

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I replaced my cabin air filter in my car today (first time I’ve ever done that by myself and not had valvoline do it and rip me off!). I do not think that my car’s previous owner changed it once in 13 years.

Change your cabin air filter kids! I was breathing in all of this for months! But I fixed it and it only cost me $20 at Walmart!

#it is weird that my air filter is by my pedals instead of in the glove box #esp considering my glove box is fucking huge

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I’m the chairman of the tortured faggots department or whatever it was that taylor swift said