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coming back on here after two months to inform yall benedict bridgerton is a gay man!

#be serious #he’s gay! #gay #i’m so sorry to inform yall #but he’s a gay man #benedict bridgerton #bridgerton

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don’t even try and tell me i’m wrong.

wonderland by taylor swift is so KitTy coded

#kitty #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #tiberius blackthorn #cassandra clare #the shadowhuter chronicles #shadowhunters #the dark artifices #tda

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wonderland by taylor swift is so KitTy coded

#tell me i’m wrong #KitTy #kit herondale #christopher herondale #ty blackthorn #tiberius blackthorn #cassandra clare #the shadowhuter chronicles #the dark artifices #taylor swift

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my roman empire is the fact that when livvy died the clock chimes, meaning she went to heaven and was at peace but since th brought her back she is probably going to turn bad

“There’s a legend about that clock. For a second, when it chimes the hour, the gates to Heaven open.”

“High above the Council Hall, the golden clock began to chime the hour”

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say what you want about the shadowhunters tv series but ruelle knew EXACTLY what she was doing with that soundtrack

#she ate so badly i fear #war of hearts #???? #for when alec finally decides to get with magnus? #girl #she did what she had to do #ruelle #shadowhunters #malec #the mortal instruments #the shadowhuter chronicles

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listen to me!!!!!! walker scobell as kit herondale. that’s all!

#walker is actually kit #kit is walker #everytime he speaks i’m like oh #yeah #same dude #kit herondale #christopher herondale #the mortal instruments #shadowhunters #the dark artifices #walker scobell

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also! the fact that THAT’S the first time percy knows that his dad is watching him and ensuring his safety???? in his fathers domain where he’s sure he’s gonna die??? and his father uses sally’s words (“just breathe”) against him to show that he really has been watching???

#rick is trying to kill me #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #rick riordan #riordanverse

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smth smth percy realizing it’s his fault that athena is mad at annabeth smth smth deciding immediately to sacrifice himself for her so she can redeem herself to athena smth smth feeling that he’ll never have that relationship with his father as she does her mother so it doesn’t matter anyways smth smth ensuring her survival because he blames himself for her being in danger in the first place smth smth

#i’m going insane #i love them so much #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #grover underwood #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #rick riordan

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never emotionally recovering from dan howell (2023) calling dan howell (2010) a twink

#please help #what is this video #dan and phil #phan #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester

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peak bisexuality is House checking Cuddy out and then immediately locking eyes with Wilson while he hollows his cheeks out around a lollipop

#this is from my season 2 list #of #gay #house md #moments #but i needed to post it separately #because jesus christ? #house #wilson x house #house x wilson

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Gayest House Scenes:

Season 1:

Unfortunately, episodes 1-4 didn’t have quite the quality of gayness I was looking for. We begin at 5:

Season 1, Episode 5: “Damned if You Do”

W: Maybe I'll come to your place.

H: Your wife doesn’t mind being alone on Christmas?

W: I’m a doctor. She’s used to being alone.

H: …

W: I don’t wanna talk about it.

H: Neither do I.

Note: and then Wilson ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT TO HOUSE’S PLACE FOR CHRISTMAS. and House played the piano for him and they ate chinese food because neither of them celebrate christmas at all, actually; they just wanted to be together. They just wanted to be together during the season of love and family. I'm so sick. 

Season 1, Episode 6: “The Socratic Method”

Foreman: I thought he liked rationality.

Wilson: He likes puzzles.

H: You think I’m crazy. 

W: Well, yeah. But that’s not the problem.

Season 1, Episode 7: “Fidelity”

W: Oh. That’s what breasts look like.

H: You love everyone. That’s your pathology.

W: *watches House leave longingly”

Cameron: Did he just turn on the TV?

Wilson: He needs to think.

 

W: That’s all! I mean it. 

H: You always do. It’s part of your charm.

W: I love my wife. 

H: You love saying it.

 

Season 1, Episode 12: “Sports Medicine”

H: You thought I couldn’t handle this news?

W: …

H: You talk to her a lot?

W: No. It’s been a long time. Look, if you don’t want me to see her-

H: What is this, eighth grade? I’m fine.

W: It’s fine if you’re upset!

H: No! It’s- I have no right to be upset. You two are friends. You should see her.

Season 1, Episode 14: “Control”

W: Since when do I need the secret code to talk to you?

H: You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities?

W: Our friendship is an ethical responsibility.

Note: that asshole chairman figured out he couldn’t threaten House, so he threatened Wilson's job instead to keep House in line. I’m sick?

Season 1, Episode 17: “Role Model”

W: House, I believe you’re a Romantic.

Season 1, Episode 18: “Babes and Bathwater”

Note: Wilson didn’t vote House out. and the chairman was so offended he decided to fire Wilson instead. Wilson fr put his whole career on the line, knowingly, to make sure House could stay. I'm SO SICK.

 

W: I got sacked.

H: Did you make a pass at Cuddy? I told you, she only has thighs for me.

W: …I voted to keep you.

H: Is he gonna sack everyone who votes to keep me around?

W: Yes. Every one of us.

H: …Just you?

W: Yeah.

W: I have no kids. My marriage is all messed up. I only have two things that work for me: This job and this stupid, screwed up friendship. And neither mattered enough to you to give one lousy speech.

H: They matter. If I could do it all again…

W: You’d do the same thing.

H: Nice job protecting me! You saved my ass by sacking Wilson?

Note: House lets Wilson sit in his chair and doesn’t make him move. He makes everyone else move. He doesn’t make Wilson move.

 

Season 1, Episode 19: “Kids”

W: My advice is much more simple: stop being an ass. You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away.

H: Now it’s people? I thought we were talking about applicants.

W: You have a history of this.

Note: When Wilson tells house he’s “going to end up alone”, House just stares at him. i am WELL AWARE they were discussing women, but they were discussing why House always pushes women away. and then Wilson tells him he’s gonna be alone and House just stares at him???? like stares at him like he just said something both crazy and hurtful???? like he thought he would have Wilson in the end????

 

Season 1, Episode 20: “Love Hurts”

H: He peed on me. I’m not into that.

W: It’s apple juice! Now, go apologize.

Note: House immediately does what he’s told and finds the patient he yelled at.

 

W: I just want to make sure no one gets hurt.

Cameron: I’ll be fine. It’s not like I’m going out with Jack the Ripper.

W: Oh, it’s not… it’s not you I’m worried about. It’s been a long time since he opened up to someone, and I… you better be absolutely sure that you want this, because if he opens up again and gets hurt… I don’t think there’s gonna be a next time.

C: You’re worried I’m gonna break his heart?

W: …

H: This is a mistake. I don’t know how to have a casual conversation.

*Wilson rolls eyes*

Note: Why the literal hell would Wilson be at House’s place helping him get ready? Helping him with his tie? i’m sick.

 

Note: “What I am is what you need. I’m damaged.” HELLLLOOOOOO????????? i’m gonna eat my hands

 

Season 1, Episode 21: “Three Stories”

Note: “I’m not busy. But I’m not sure I want him to live.” HELLO IM GONNA JUMP OUT THE WINDOW??????????

Season 1, Episode 22: “Honeymoon”

Note: “Some part of me hopes that he’ll die. I’m just not sure if it’s because I want to be with her, or if it’s because I want her to suffer.” HELLLLOOOOOOO????????? This line just sniped me from behind.

Note: Stacey and I actually have SO MUCH beef. She better watch her back.

Note: “I thought you were too screwed up to love anyone. I was wrong. You just couldn’t love me.” As wack as I think Cameron’s relationship with House is, this line killed me.

Note: The audacity of Stacey to tell House she’s still in love with him and always will be just to tell him she won’t be with him?? Like what is actually wrong with you. Let my boy catch a BREAK.

#here it is #season 1 #all done! #they are so #gay #house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #wilson x house #house x wilson

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endeavour is insane because it's like what if a man who was made of so much brilliance and love and tragedy and fear and kindness looked at the world and asked, can i have one person who loves me? and the world said not one person will ever love you without one day wishing they hadn't. their love will wreak destruction on you and yours on them. and even when she stands before you with tears in her eyes and her hand on your face and you ask is it alright? is it alright that i love her this much? the answer will be no.

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for everyone’s information i am tracking all of the gayest interactions between house and wilson while i’m watching and they will be delivered to you as i finish each season

#it’s a LIST #i am gonna make them gay #just by watching #house md #house #house x wilson #wilson x house #do they have a ship name? #that’s none of my business #prepare urself

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never the FUCK mind just found out who stacey is. still gay tho! i’m gonna act like it’s still gay. and i feel justified because they hadn’t told us who stacey was yet! so how was i supposed to know that that wasn’t gay as all hell! it feels intentional.

house s1e12 when wilson tells house he’s going out w his ex??????? this is actually explicitly queer content. i literally don’t care. what was the reason for this conversation?

H: You thought I couldn’t handle this news?

W: …

H: You talk to her a lot?

W: No. It’s been a long time. Look, if you don’t want me to see her-

H: What is this, eighth grade? I’m fine.

W: It’s fine if you’re upset!

H: No! It’s- I have no right to be upset. You two are friends. You should see her.

the change in music? the way house tries to ignore him, then tries to joke about which “stacey” it is, then stops what he’s doing completely and refuses to look at wilson? this is super gay?????? like explicitly gay.

#let me be insane #house md #house

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house s1e12 when wilson tells house he’s going out w his ex??????? this is actually explicitly queer content. i literally don’t care. what was the reason for this conversation?

H: You thought I couldn’t handle this news?

W: …

H: You talk to her a lot?

W: No. It’s been a long time. Look, if you don’t want me to see her-

H: What is this, eighth grade? I’m fine.

W: It’s fine if you’re upset!

H: No! It’s- I have no right to be upset. You two are friends. You should see her.

the change in music? the way house tries to ignore him, then tries to joke about which “stacey” it is, then stops what he’s doing completely and refuses to look at wilson? this is super gay?????? like explicitly gay.

#agree with me #this scene is INSANE #this scene also made me think #that they were together #the first time i watched this #house #house md #wilson x house #house x wilson

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daily reminder that aziraphale got his heart broken too

#stop the hate #justice for my boy #he’s just a lil guy #i’m gonna put him in my pocket #so you can’t bully him anymore #aziraphale #good omens

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i need aziraphale to come back to earth to reunite w crowley (bc he desperately needs his help) just to find him in a full fledged drag career with a massive following and he Will Not Quit

#give me crowley #lip syncing to gaga #or perhaps #whitney or britney #whatever works #in the tallest heels you’ve ever seen #and the most incredible wig #that is actually just his hair #full makeup #and insane acrylics #just give it to me #thanks #neil gaiman #do you hear me #good omens #crowley #feel free to throw in #katya zamolodchikova #if you feel so inclined #also #please put crowley in like trixie level drag #or #bianca level #just go big