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stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary

#posts that come in pairs

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“I think a servant of the enemy would look fairer and feel fouler”

Friendly reminder that Frodo called Aragorn ugly ☝🏻

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

#rhe witcher #the netflix series and the books tbh #has some obvious flaws and yet its pussy grips me so tightly

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

#turned queer out of patriotism during the 2014 eurovision song contest

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count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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it's been a whiiiiiiiiiile

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me when i fuckin uhhh

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I'd like to introduce everyone to this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

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reblog to make prev stop having headaches

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In which Essek casts Dark Star to protect a friend, and the Mighty Nein are suddenly very glad he's not a bad guy anymore.

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#i can hand sew and i have the knowledge for using a machine but not the emotional fortitude

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To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

#my nephew has a dinosaur hat and it makes my day every time i see him wear it

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our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more

#this is so real tho #like it’s hard to describe what it does to you when your accent is only ever used for comedic effect in media #i litterally grew up thinking my accent was just inherently funny and unserious #come to find out later in life that it’s just classism

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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)