aramis-stop-fucking-the-queen
aramis-stop-fucking-the-queen
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I'm Mari, 20, she/her, bi. I'm a college student with severe ADHD and anxiety. I'm fascinated by all things myth and legend. Welcome to my hyperfixation dumping ground.
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Star Trek is the only show where two of the main characters kiss repeatedly throughout the entire series and movies and people still claim they are hetero bros.
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JT: How does it feel to be the worst cop ever huh?
Malcolm: *without missing a beat* Shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos
JT: You fucking take that back
Gil: What the fuck
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Buck: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Chimney: At the hands of your coworker?
Buck: An accident
Chimney: That's how I'm gonna make it look
source: unknown
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Natori: What do you want from the cafe, I'm buying
Nyanko-sensei: The souls of the innocent
Natsume: A bagel
Nyanko-sensei: NO!
Natsume: 2 bagels
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Eddie: Hey Buck I wanted to let you know, I'm bisexual
Buck: Oh yea I know
Eddie: What
Buck: Yea we all knew
Eddie: How?
Buck: Eddie... you speak Spanish all the time
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Bobby: What do you do in the event of a fire?
Buck: Call 911!
Bobby: WE ARE 911!
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I have a strong belief that the reason why Buck hated Eddie upon meeting him had nothing to do with the calendar thing, no, it's because Buck was certain 'til that point that he was straight and then Eddie walked in and now he doesn't know. The first thing he saw was legit Eddie taking his shirt off and he was just like "I hate him", sweetie that's bi panic.
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Words can't describe how much I love that our introduction to D'Artagnan and the musketeers in the BBC show is D'art quoting The Princess Bride and then trying to kill Athos while Aramis and Porthos just watch like it's an everyday event for someone to accuse Athos of murder and challenge him to a fight to the death.
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