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#LOL

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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You can never go back.

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found the killer post again bc i lost it

#what does she know that we dont

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‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

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tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and unlike real life theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally wht universe is it common for games to just hand u all free shit n upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

#ok real tho enough tom nook slander #hes not a landlord hes not a capitalist hes a father of two and hes gay and hes my FRIEND

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I CALLED MY MOM SHE SAID THAT IT WAS FOR THE BEST.. REMIND MYSELF THE MORE I GAVE YOU WANT ME LESS.. I CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND, SO I PAY THE PRICE OF WHAT I LOST, AND WHAT IT COST, NOW THAT WE DONT TALK

WHYD YOU HAVE TO LEAD ME ON WHYD YOU HAVE TO TWIST THE KNIFE WALK AWAY AND LEAVE ME BLEEDIN BLEEDIN WHYD YOU WHISPER IN THE DARK JUST TO LEAVE ME IN THE NIGHT NOW YOUR SILENCE HAS ME SCREAMING SCREAMING SAY (SAYY) DONT (DOOONT) GO (GOOO) I WOULD STAY FOREVER IF YOU SAY (SAYYY) DONT (DONT) GO (GOO)

#she continues spoon feeding me breakup bops because im her favorite child

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WHYD YOU HAVE TO LEAD ME ON WHYD YOU HAVE TO TWIST THE KNIFE WALK AWAY AND LEAVE ME BLEEDIN BLEEDIN WHYD YOU WHISPER IN THE DARK JUST TO LEAVE ME IN THE NIGHT NOW YOUR SILENCE HAS ME SCREAMING SCREAMING SAY (SAYY) DONT (DOOONT) GO (GOOO) I WOULD STAY FOREVER IF YOU SAY (SAYYY) DONT (DONT) GO (GOO)

#the vault tracks did not need to go that hard thats all im saying

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from the bottom of my fucking heart. how are we supposed to live under these conditions.

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#prev so true

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Slutty cow print clothes being sold only in sizes that wouldn't fit on a fat bitch is some kinda twisted structurally enforced stolen valor type shit.

#appropriating fat ugly cow culture #take that off if you didnt have to shop in the juniors section in elementary school

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CANCELING DANIEL HOWELL ACTUALLY

#nooooo dont indicate that you saw us being the worst back in 2019 🫣🫣🫣

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Cheeseburger salad wins 🏆

white vegans will text their friends stupid shit like do you want cheeseburger salad or sushi bowls for dinner and neither option is what it sounds like at all

#i learned it from the girl who makes dinner for her kids in tiktok and always seems one minor inconvenience away from murder #you know the one

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meals so strange they snap the trader joes man out of his niceness trance when he asks “what are you making with this” and you say “sushi bowls..kind of” and he says “with fish???” And you say “no with tofu and um. Vegetables” and he says “oh…okay”

white vegans will text their friends stupid shit like do you want cheeseburger salad or sushi bowls for dinner and neither option is what it sounds like at all

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Dan and phil came back to youtube everyone be quiet for a minute

#shifting into the worst version of myself hold ON