arsonforcharlie

[arsonforcharlie]

I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

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One thing I despise about kids being uneducated about internet safety is the amount of times I’ve had to delete not just their identifying details from my page (don’t fucking tell me where you go to school), but also mine.

If you saw me at work or out and about, no you fucking didn’t.

Shut the fuck up, I’ve had death threats.

#yeah like i have some young friends #and to a t they were all surprised that i ask every time i want to post a photo of them #they did all start doing it (at least with me) once i did but still

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DIRECT ACTION

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It's always kind of funny when you hear a cover before the original, because when you finally do, part of your brain's always like but i wanna listen to the REAL version :C

Anyway, that's me and Tangled Up in Blue. Sorry, Bob Dylan, but it's a lesbian ballad now.

#me with the great big sea version of the end of the world as we know it #it's less prominent with run runaway but the slade version slaps #not my fault REM sings too slow #sorry i got assigned cowboy hat yesterday and i gotta newfoundlandpost

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"you'll regret transitioning/coming out/etc. later on in life, you shouldn't do it!" even if i were to, so what? there's a perfectly good day right here. we're living it now. that hypothetical day may never come. i choose to embrace living my truth now than living in fear of hypothetical situations that no one can account for today.

today is a very important today, in fact, today is the most important day, because you are living it right now. it is neither past nor future, meaning you have direct influence over what happens. embrace today. live for today. be yourself today, instead of waiting or living in fear of tomorrow. today is a beautiful thing to waste.

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🙁?

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this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control

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A recent cartoon for New Scientist

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MC JESUS FUCKEN CHRIST TALL ROOMMATE STOP TAKING PHOTOS OF MY ME AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKEN REAL BIG BUG ON THE CEILING IT IS VERY URGENT

#toronto pigeon #cat #please don't do that baby

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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hey @kwain-itinerant-meddler u wanna explain this

#i always assume the americans i am mutuals with are not the type to use american as a compliment as all! #and also Americans keep saying I'm super canadian so I'm curious #now they usually say that when im doing some newfoundland shit instead of canadian shit but still #christ alive tho you owns one pair of leather chaps and the internet assigns you american cowboy

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#you feel like a straw hat sort of situation #maybe with flowers on

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toxic masculinity is a hell of a thing

#can confirm and i have Many Thots about the issue #ask me to elaborate later

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Well that is awfully personal !

#toronto pigeon #cat #look at my fuckin cat #and yes she likes a good tummy scritch on occasion #which is good because statistically if i go around my apartment scritching stuff I'm gonna end up at that big ol tummy

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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

#my city hosts pride in july instead of june and it BLOWS #not only because i don't get to share my cute pride outfit with everyone else #but also my hairy ass is EVEN SWEATIER