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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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hi, my name is bitches

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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OMG OMG YOU KNOW HOW WE JUST REALIZED THAT LOUIS HAS BEEN FILMING EVERYTHING FOR HIS DOCUMENTARY AND ALL SINCE 2020?? I JUST REMEMBER THAT THE GUY WAS FILMING ALL THE FANS THAT WERE WAITING OUTSIDE THE SCALA TOO AND I THOUGHT THE WERE GONNA MAKE A QUICK CLIP OR SOMETHING AND THEN NOTHING CAME OUT OMGGG IT WAS FOR TJIS JSJSNXMXKEISNJEWIKAJDJSOWOW IM SO DUMB HOW DID I NOT REALIZE

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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I fought with my mom kinda of intense for us cause we never fight and I was mentally expecting her to ignore me for maybe a couple days like she does when she argues with my dad (that type of passive aggressive + silence treatment shit) and she came to my room less that’s two hours after that and said let’s never fight again with a 🥺 face and told me everything she saw on the news trying to make conversation again lmao

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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Louis Tomlinson @ louies:

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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louis right now

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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nobody asked for this but it’s been a whole year since I’ve seen Louis at the scala and I want to vent so this is how I, a simple girl, ended up fulfilling my fooking dream (mom’s voice: FOR FREE)

that was so cringe but idgaf

I travelled to London with my mom for my 16th birthday, and we got there on February 12th of The Year. Being the dumb tourists we were, we got lost so many times (London’s quite big, I never knew I could relate to that) and my mom and I had no sense of location those firsts days. For context, we were staying at a hotel like a bloke away from the King Cross Station. I knew louis and harry were in the city because of Twitter y’know two hearts in one home or city is the same, and I even found out louis was doing this gig at a place called Scala like just a couple hours before it started.

When I found out about it I immediately tried to get tickets but they were obviously sold out, and even if I could have gotten tickets I really really doubt we would’ve gotten there cause like we had no sense of nothing there and we had literally just got lost trying to get to the Tower bridge. The night of the concert, my mom wanted to go buy something for dinner so we left the hotel and went looking for a sainsbury’s.

we literally ran into the scala. Like it just appeared out of nowhere we when turn left and wow there it was.

Ok, don’t judge me here cause I know I’m pretty dumb but. I thought if we waited, maybe I could see him when he went in. LOOK I KNOW OK, I totally forgot that he obviously was there already cause there’s something called idk sound check or something but still. it was 17:45 pm and I knew the doors would open at 19:00 cause I had seen it when I was looking for tickets.

IT WAS FOOKING FREEZING THAT NIGHT. I knew about the London winter and stuff but for fuck’s sake I couldn’t feel anything waist down. my lovely mom agreed to freeze to death with me for the nonexistent chance of just get a glimpse of my baby and we waited. The other fans on the line stared a lot but I know it looked really weird cause we were like walking up and down the line for two hours and flinching every time we saw a expensive looking car.

All the fans got in and we were still there with a couple of groups of people that waited for someone on the inside and eventually got in as well.

*HERES WHERE I DIED*

When there was even less people waiting, a sweet girl from the staff comes up to me and it goes like this:

Girl: hi there! Are you waiting for someone?

Me: hi, i-, um, not really. Can I ask u something?

Girl: yeah, sure, what’s up?

Me: is louis already there? Or is he coming now? Cause we were hoping to see him when he got in (so dumb I know god)

Girl: oh no, love, he’s already here.

Me (i swear I was about to cry like a baby even tho I knew it was almost impossible in the first place): oh ok so thanks yeah bye

THEN. when I was turning around to let mom know and get to the hotel so I could cry myself to sleep she goes:

Girl: hey! Wait! Are u watching the show?

Me: i wish, no, i couldn’t get tickets, they were sold ou-

Girl: do u want to?

Me: -t, what?

Girl: [stares]

Me: [stares]

Girl: if u want to I have this ticket here, it’s yours

Me: u are kidding right?

Girl: of course no, here *gives me the piece of paper every other fan had when they got in*

You have to imagine this, I was a mess of ohmygodthankyousomuchicantbelievethisohgodimgonnacryandimnoteveninyetohgodthankuohmyfuckgod, the girl was laughing and trying to calm me down and my mom didn’t know anything of this cause she doesn’t speak English.

So I was like trying to speak Spanish and explain it to her while kinda of crying and the girl was trying to get me in so I didn’t have wait for the others in line while she was apologizing for not having another ticket for my mom and I was like thanking her at the same time and there was people still there so I was yelling and my mom was asking me when did it end and trying to decide a place to meet after and idk dude I was like high on the feeling.

So I got in and had the best day of my stupid life.

The only thing my mom highlights about the whole situation is that the girl gave the ticket for free

Like I got to have best time of my like for free and idk if this cause I’m from Latin America and every fan fiction had something like that like they either buy you or you got to seem without tickets and stuff.

It didn’t end like those fanfics do but i got one of my favorite larry proofs (mostly just cause I was there when it happened because I know there are much bigger ones but still). And I later I realized that one of the groups of people next to were Only The Poets and like now I love them and can’t believe it more so.

My heart belongs with that girl

the red thingy is the one from Louis’ post

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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Like look at this omg

God... it’s me again...

Louis tummy>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

Harry’s love handles>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

those two are very personal to me god they live in my head rent free

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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Louis tummy>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

Harry’s love handles>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

those two are very personal to me god they live in my head rent free

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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the way that I knew the second I saw the video that it was from like three years ago with the whole Amsterdam gay bar thing lmao but I can’t remember shit of what I’ve learned in the last six years at school god my brain really said remember the important stuff right

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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I hate to see when people post images of random people and say that is the ‘human/irl version’ of X character cause I can’t forget it and every time I’m reading I imagine them differently and they turn ugly like do you how hard it is to get those images out of my mind? sometimes they look nothing like what I had pictured in my head and they look like humans and ugh disgusting

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BOOK’S COVERS WITH LIKE PEOPLE INSTEAD OF DRAWINGS AND STUFF THAT SHIT IS LIKE PURE EVIL–

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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my biggest (and only) flex is that I got to watch a 28 year old Louis perform at the Scala and I heard him say how he was so excited that he had goosebumps all over his body + he gave me one of the biggest larry proofs (for me personally) AND I saw with my own stupid eyes his 28 tattoo while he was 28 and his happy :>

oh I almost forgot

FOR FREE

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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I can’t fucking believe that the reason of my existence is 29

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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the fact that louis said in an interview “few things going trough my head that I’m not allowed to say” when they asked him if he knew the answer will be yes what’s the one thing he would asked for and then NEVER answering that question is louder than anything any anti could ever say

he’s not saying he doesn’t know or trying to avoid answering the question. He’s telling us right in our faces that he KNOWS what he cannot have and that THEY DO NOT LET HIM SAY IT HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO

if he’s free and living the best live with his girlfriend and can be with everyone he loves publicly and we all are delusional and he has nothing to hide and iPhones and stuff

WHY

just tell me where would that question make sense if everything is okay with him and he’s free and everything else

what could he not have? what’s the one thing he couldn’t have and isn’t allow to even say he wants if he could have it?

we all know the answer, some of y’all don’t want to accept it even tho you know it’s true

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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ok but louis is the worst at hiding his boners—every time that happens it’s like his neck will snap at any moment because he keeps violently looking between harry and his crotch I mean I don’t even have a dick and I know how to hide it better dude c’mon

LIAM–💀

[gay panic at its finest]

yeah yeah I know your boyfriend this and your boyfriend that and the shirt and his chest but louis THE CAMERA BABY WE CAN TELL WE KNOW BUT YOUR HIDING SKILLS SAID PEACE OUT RIGHT THERE

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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If I ever stare directly at you for a really long time I’m so sorry I’m zoning out thinking why if larry is not real harry and louis have only ever done one interview just the two of them alone where they were the cutest little baby boyfriends and they gave us proof for like three complete books and looked so in love that they had to be forbidden to ever do that again cause people could tell that they couldn’t help but look so intensely in love that there was no way to hid it and–

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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HIS TUMMY IS THE MOST BEATIFUL AND ADORABLE THING EVER CREATED

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artemis-bitch · 3 years

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*kisses you passionately but in an enemy way*

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