artemisnihil

[artemisnihil]

i HATE them

[artemisnihil]

you can do more than one of these if you want

actually, you can do anything you want

live unapologetically and without restraint

#my shower has a window so I get to bathe in natural sunlight #it’s soooo good for me actually

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I love Taylor Swift but the Haters are so much funnier than the Swifties 😢

#the hater memes make me laugh and the support is all so juvenile #nihil rants #Taylor swift

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The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

#⚠️ #fair tbh

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hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

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Frodo’s a nepo baby when you think about it but like for sucky things. That’s your uncle’s evil ring? That’s your uncle’s wizard that took you on an adventure? That’s your uncle’s feud with a homicidal gremlin man that’s after your uncle’s ring? Great

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#it would be an honor to be bit by Lestat #I bet it would be really gay too

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"no you're wrong everyone here knows that jkr is a terf but they hate us / don't care" my gay psychiatrist who specializes in lgbt patients needed me to explain to him what a "terf" was. another counselor i saw whose brother is gay and works in the transfem community had a harry potter mug on her desk. the political beliefs of a british fantasy book author are not high on american news priorities. please be real. your knowledge is specific and not world-shattering in the scheme of things. venture outside your bubble for 5 minutes and talk to someone who isn't a white queer in their 20s.

#I’ve never met a Japanese person who knows jkr is a terf or even what a terf is #including lgbt people #your knowledge is not universal

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Why is anon switched off?

So that people cannot send me asks anonymously, but instead have to be their "real self," which is to say as an anime avatar that is the backup to the backup of their real blog, which is itself a blog that nobody in their IRL world knows about.

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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

#18 I believe #including all of New England

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I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

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Tried to caw back at a crow but he just looked at me like I’d insulted his mother

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

#oops I already do this #it became unironic a good while back

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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

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hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?