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“Normalize x” “normalize y” I hope we denormalize everything. I hope we all become freaks. And I hope we all die
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she lived she served cunt then she died
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girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already
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Still can’t get over his fruit punch mouth.
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stop calling me a bad person just because im orchestrating your downfall 🙄
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I hate covid these are supposed to be my fertile years
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new organs coming out soon
medium intestine
gallkidneys
inferior vena cava
table of contents
semi-colon
die-r (opposite of liver)
pancreas 2
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i hate when people with an outtie belly button are mean omg i will grab you by the umbilical cord and swing you in air
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Trying to explain anything when you have adhd
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What if you were Lola bunny and you went under for top surgery and when you came to you ask the doctor “where is my boyfriend bugs bunny” and he says “who do you think took your tits”
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i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice
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