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Spawn Astarion in the epilogue no longer debuffed by the tadpole gets absolutely shwasted and messily attempts to "sneak up" on Halsin/Minsc/Karlach what have you. They ignore him bc they think he is trying to jump scare them. But he is actually going to Pick Them Up.

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

#like what are kids supposed to do #their idols literally have direct access to blast them with ads 24/7 ! #and their parents dont care or know enough to do anything about it #so of course when the newest trand among Influencers literally looks like fun potionmaking playtime #-and- they claim it will make you pretty #like what are pre-teens supposed to do of course they run to sephora to play

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#oh oof hope that's not true #please dont feel like you have to interact with me to follow #i only block bots and like. terfs if i see them and stuff.

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parent-child dynamics are soooo crazy. i love you i resent you i can't stand you i adore you i pity you. and still watching your hair get a little more grey every time i see you makes my stomach feel weird

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

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Do what on Eileen?!

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#i still know the entire llama song #stealing that tag from prev bc same #anyway it's fucking. salad fingers. #i can still quote the entire first episode

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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

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daily affirmations: you are isildur’s heir, not isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

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#definitely less #like yeah i draw a lot of porn but like. it's pretty wholesome. pretty vanilla all things considered. #like vampire porn isnt that out there

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i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style