reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
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i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
FUCK
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
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my kids:how did you meet mom?
me:well you see...i thirst followed her on tumblr
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People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
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Now that’s commitment
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Refuge - #GiveThemRefuge
Please watch, reblog and support.
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not wearing a labcoat so the other scientists know im a whore
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An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
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