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aryastaark · 2 years
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racist white hag thinks anyone gives a shit about her braindead opinions on fiction when she can barely string an intelligent sentence together. no. we give a shit about her being a racist and slavery apologist, stanning a racist and imperialist institution, kissing the boots of a bunch of colonisers who enslaved my ancestors and now refuses to allow them to gain independence for themselves. the royal family are never gonna thank her for defending them so vehemently on the internet, william is never gonna fuck her for trying to tell poc we have no reason to despise him. she also thinks britain ended slavery in their empire out of some kind of heightened morality, rather than the truth: they profited off slavery for the centuries and never would have ended it if individuals hadn’t gotten so loud in opposition of it and they hadn’t realised they could get a profit out of the situation. she wants to speak on how caribbean nations should just become independent if they really want to, when the truth is they can’t effectively do that with their economies the way they are, the reparations the british owe for slavery would fix that but surprise! the royals are fucking unwilling (not unable) to do that (don’t forget! they paid reparations to the slave owners easily enough!) anyone who “stans” these real life colonisers and imperialists, still reaping the rewards of said colonialism, is a racist piece of shit and needs to learn to stop speaking over people of colour who rightly think the brf is an institution that needs to die a quick and painful death. please stop speaking on fiction while you’re at it tho! cause anything that comes out of her mouth is automatically bootlicking racist drivel and people’s ears don’t deserve to be subjected to that. the audacity to think she can speak over me and my aunties and every other poc who has told her to shut the fuck up with her ignorance can only come from the whitest of white people and i am sick of it.
Guys, quick question, what happens to antis when they screenshot my blog and then send me asks to see my reaction but I ignore them and don’t even post their asks? Do they melt?
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aryastaark · 3 years
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if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
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aryastaark · 3 years
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no more ‘vampires who correct history books’
more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains
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aryastaark · 3 years
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Font Pack 8 by liohnelmessi
Happy Holidays! This is my 8th font pack. Here is a selection high quality fonts of various styles which I have enjoyed using in my edits / graphics. I hope you enjoy and find it useful :D {More fonts}
This pack contains 18 high quality fonts
Please do not repost / redistribute.
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Download Links: {Dropbox} / {Mediafire}
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aryastaark · 3 years
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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope
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aryastaark · 3 years
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for all of you guys that are writing fantasy and getting into fantasy cartography, i highly, highly recommend that you sit through artifexian’s youtube series on building realistic fantasy maps
he basically breaks down stuff like how to realistically place climate zones on a map, what they look like, how ocean currents work, how they affect things (like where your world’s fishing hubs and climates are going to be placed), where mountain ranges should go and how they affect climate, where your world’s metals (i.e. resource wealth) are going to be found, and on and on and on. it’s SUPER incredibly fucking helpful and really fleshes your world out in a whole new way
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aryastaark · 3 years
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ATTENTION WRITERS
Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.
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You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!
It’s SO easy!
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You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!
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Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!
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There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!
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Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.
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aryastaark · 3 years
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fictional kiss things that end me
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
pressing their foreheads together while kissing
speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse
guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
running their thumb over the other’s lips
when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves
ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close
one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly
their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them
accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
then licks their lips and says “please”
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aryastaark · 4 years
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im going to have a stroke
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aryastaark · 4 years
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jughead + hearteyes (part i)
#sr
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aryastaark · 4 years
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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
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aryastaark · 4 years
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the pride and prejudice musical we deserve:
darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away
his first big solo is the letter he writes her
gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’
mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching
mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage
wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid
during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished
at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises
 jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love
the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo
lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden
there’s for sure a song about ribbon shopping
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aryastaark · 4 years
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what the hell is going on in this country?!
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aryastaark · 4 years
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island 
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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aryastaark · 4 years
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He made it to the big leagues, boys.
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aryastaark · 4 years
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rhsand gif overlays pack 001 hello! this is a compilation of 10 gif overlays. none of these are mine, all from google images, but I thought i should put them together to help creators as a resource!
please reblog/like if using!
how to use a gif overlay under the cut:
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aryastaark · 4 years
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Font Pack 12 by liohnelmessi
Happy 2020! This is my 12th font pack which is a newcollection of assorted high quality fonts. As it’s been nearly 1 year since publishing my last font pack, this collection contains 30 different fonts to compensate for the inactivity. I hope you enjoy! {More fonts}
This pack contains 30 high quality fonts
Please do not repost / redistribute.
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Download Links: {Dropbox} / {Mediafire}
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