"There's no such thing as a fish because you can't define it phylogenetically without also including things that aren't fish"
Man I have bad news for you about lizards. And reptiles in general. And wasps, but I guess that depends on your opinion on wasps. And I don't think you're ready for trees.
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IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN
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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
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The thing about riding a horse if you don’t know how is you’re entirely dependent on the personality of the horse. A good natured horse is probably going to be fine. I’ve swapped horses in the middle of lessons when someone could not handle their horse only for the horse to immediately behave for me 🤷♀️
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Putting this as its own post because it deserves to be its own post.
If you want to be good at any kind of art you have to take the part of your brain that tells you “everything must be a wholly original idea formed in a perfect clean room environment” and you have to rip that synapse out of your skull, put it through a shredder, stomp on it, light it on fire, then pour it into acid, because it’s a liar and will never ever help you.
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@97_patisserie on ig
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what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????
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cupcakes from @primrosebakery on ig
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Sorry to anyone this happened to (I would be fuming) but I am howling at EA incompetently creating cursed jewellery by mistake.
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By the way guys if Nancy Wheeler was ever charged and fined with every crime she’s committed she’d be sentenced to 106 years in prison and fined $98,000
And she’s seventeen years old
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Fall paintings
I'm trying to paint every weekend but i might switch to winter paintings now.
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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.
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