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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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haha what if we hated each other and were children of world leaders (hypothetically!) and we fell in love (hypothetically!) because we fucked up a 75 thousand dollar royal wedding cake (HYPOTHETICALLY!) and then i texted you frantically about turkeys

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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it’s my birthday

#birthday #sweet16

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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haha what if we hated each other and were children of world leaders (hypothetically!) and we fell in love (hypothetically!) because we fucked up a 75 thousand dollar royal wedding cake (HYPOTHETICALLY!) and then i texted you frantically about turkeys

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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cute cats!

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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Isaac trying to read his book while the group chat is blowing up-

We love a non-dramatic king.

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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friends who date the Black Brothers™️ together stay together

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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good morning to all the gay people who don't answer their texts, golden retriever bisexuals, tall boys in hats, silly goofy trumpet players, people who bring books to social events, lesbians wearing pink, artistic trans women, well hydrated older sisters, and, of course, representation starved queers who have watched heartstopper at least 3 times.

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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nick: thATS HOMOPHOBIC, HARRY. and i rEaLLy dONT LIKE YOU. happy birthday <333

me:

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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when charlie asked if nick would kiss someone who wasn't a girl and nick said he didn't know . and then charlie went to ask if he'd kiss him and nick said yes right away. ITS SO FUCKING SWEET you could just see there that. nick wasn't sure of anything like his sexuality , his future , who he is without his friends pressuring him .... but he's so sure that he loves charlie ...... LIKE FUCK!

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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Wiggle

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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Alright kids, we're at the road stop of this long scrolling journey. Make sure to:

- Stand up and stretch

- Get a drink of water

- Grab something to eat if you're hungry

- Use the bathroom if you need it

- Unclench your jaw

You all done? Alrighty! Let's get back to the scrolling.

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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Talking stage? Just move in we can talk at home.

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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sometimes my mutuals make posts that i would block other people for and i dont even unfollow. thats true love

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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What a year this week has been.

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asexualslutsworld · 2 years

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haha what if we hated each other and were children of world leaders (hypothetically!) and we fell in love (hypothetically!) because we fucked up a 75 thousand dollar royal wedding cake (HYPOTHETICALLY!) and then i texted you frantically about turkeys

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