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i think it’s really weird how shippers have turned top/bottom into Gender Roles The Sequel and are stereotyping people’s sex positions based on their physical appearance, personality traits, or even mental health status. “which one of you is the woman??” has evolved into “which one is the sweet soft tiny anxious uwu bratty bottom???” which is arguably weirder and more invasive.

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beomgyu and the title is uhhhh -knife-

‘ knife ’

beomgyu thought you knew. he thought you knew that he was faking everything. his smile: fake. his laugh: fake. liking you? oh, that for sure was fake.

but you didn't know. and when he told you, you felt like you'd been stabbed... in the front.

he thought you'd forgotten about it until, you stabbed him back.

give me a fake title and i'll give a fake summary!

#ask gamezz! #yangles asks! #lua's mooties!! 💕 #lua's mailbox 💌

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Send me a title for a fake fic, and I’ll write a fake summary!

#plz add a member as well!!!

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pleade take my uquiz!!!

“which of my favorite songs are you?” (with a free letter to myself)

#reupload: distrikt9

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which reminds me... i have to reupload a link to my uwuiz on here

i swear uquizzes legit read your entire life trauma within 15 questions

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i mean... me

i watch one enhypen video and convince myself that i’m in love with jay 🥴

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#w**j** warning!!! #listen.. ik it's like ‘fck him’ but holy shit this song #i haven't listened to it in a while #but it came up in a playlist and 😭😭😭 #wallowing in music again 🙄 #Spotify

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remember when i made shitposts?

#yea me neither #BUT CAN I PLEASE RANT TO SOMEONE ABT MY GRANDMA #she's just... a lot #babbling.lua

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IS THIS YOUR NEW BLOG? LIKE I DIDNT FOLLOW YOU WHY?

THIS IS THE NEW BLOG!! I DUNNO BUT HERE YOU ARE!!!

#asks! #hyunsunq asks! #lua's mooties!! 💕 #lua's mailbox 💌

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ONG TK?

HIII!!!! YES IT'S ME!!

#asks! #lua's mooties!! 💕 #lua's mailbox 💌 #hyunsunq asks!

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and he's a in an episode of bm, Ashley, and peniel's podcast “get real”!!!

bro maddox out here getting attention after this kq family video where were u guys before !!!!!! his voice is so insanely soothing + he speaks english 😎😎 check out his songs “sleep” and “colorblind” 10/10 recs

#located on all podcast streaming platforms and youtube! #ooo it's bout get real

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i honestly believe human beings are not meant to live like this. we are meant to live in loving communities and be around nature every day and grow our own food and create art and not work day and night until we die. this longing for another life is not human nature, it’s a symptom of modern society.

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cellmates ; one ; j.wy

parts ; one. two. three. masterlist. four coming soon. 

pairing ; jung wooyoung x reader

summary ; stuck in jail after stealing a necklace off the princess, what happens when your new cellmate with an impossible escape plan comes along?

words ; 3.1k

warnings / includes ; medieval au, blood and grime and death and everything in between rip, wooyoung being handsome despite being in a filthy cell djkdfj, wooyoung being a smartass, reader being petrified half the time lol, future suggestive / mature content, cellmates to (future) lovers !!

a/n ; i’ve been meaning to write a medieval au for the longest time bcs im an absolute sucker for them and i finally got around to writing part one !!! pls be patient for part two !! i hope yall enjoy :3 

The jail cell was cold. You shivered violently, breath misting in front of you as you blew out a tired sigh. They had stripped you of all your clothes except a thin beige tank top (that had actually once been white), and ripped tights. Dried blood matted your hair to your forehead, but you couldn’t find it in yourself to care at the moment. It was too damn cold.

You found yourself wishing that you hadn’t stolen that necklace off of the innocent little princess. The silver glinting against her pale collarbones were just too enticing, the angry grumble of your stomach far too loud. That much silver would’ve cost a fortune; you wouldn’t have had to worry about food for years. Unfortunately, the guard caught you before you had time to make your escape, by effectively knocking a heavy baton over your head. 

And the result of your desperate endeavor? A small, icy jail cell in the farthest and darkest corner of the dungeons. You couldn’t remember the last time you’d seen the sun.

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

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remaking this, but im a black trans man with severe asthma on non paid fmla leave. my college has denied me assistance for anything because i didnt take out loans, ive reached out to mutual aid groups and was told they were not accepting any apps on one, and have not heard back from others. i’m also suspected of having autism and having an evaluation on new years eve as well as an appointment next week for my respiratory therapy. i need help with rent and food.

i do 500-1k word fic drabbles for 10 dollars any fandom, just ask. 

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drunken tiger

#not me immediately thinking of tiger jk #ALL MY DRUNKEN IN THE FRONT #purr 💅 #anywayssssss #hoshihoshi!!🐯🐯