ask-a-deadpool

[ask-a-deadpool]

What's your record on chicken nuggets consumed in one sitting?

Miles: I mean, where haven’t you been banned?

Deadpool: Basically everywhere but McDonald and Chick-a-fil-a

Only two more asks of these hooligans

P.S. I might be going offline for a while, things have been very hard for me because of personal problems and the whole i-cant-draw-digitally-because-computers thing.

#wade wilson #deadpool #miles morales #spiderman into the spiderverse #ask response #drawn ask response #ask deadpool #doodle

[ask-a-deadpool]

More Doodles I Did In Class Instead Of Paying Attenion

I want to color these so badly, I miss digital. I’m trying to find a functioning computer at the moment, i swear. 

#deadpool #wade wilson #he's in a mcdonalds drive thru #he needs a hobby #wine mom #wine mom deadpool fight me #kimono #pansexual #gay #tired gay #speaking of tired #i'm really tired #spiderman #616 spiderman #the amount of sharpie i used on that doodle is disgusting #the fourth one i want to make its own drawing #i like the idea #616 spideypool #deadpool's a bottom sometimes ok #alot of sometimes #like....a l o t #ass #slutty deadpool lives rent free in my mind #cablepool #spiderman-x-deadpool #the amazing spider man #send me asks #send asks #send me anons #magic anons

[ask-a-deadpool]

i feel like my new therapist is gonna ask me why i draw deadpool so much and I’m going to cry about mental illness stigma and loneliness for half an hour and then draw more deadpool to stop crying

#therapy #deadpool #wade wilson #i just love him so much #because my life is also a joke #therapist #i just want to sleep #but here i am #not sleeping #like an idiot #haha help #help

[ask-a-deadpool]

Hey guys so i broke the two computers i have.

I’m really dumb holy shit

Anyways, i can’t draw digitally right now so if i respond to asks it will be by pen and paper.

[ask-a-deadpool]

Doodles. I present to you: His Gender Is Green, Deadpool In The Jress, Punk pool and Spider Punk Page I Wont finish, and A Thing I Drew A Year Ago When I was Bored.

#loki laufeyson #thor odinson #loki #thor #his Gender is Green #gender is a scam #it is actually just color #deadpool #wade wilson #pansexual wade wilson #genderfluid loki #gay marvel #spider Punk #punk pool #i want what they have #Spiderman #Peter parker #spideypool #not MCU #comic #marvel #marvel-heartmates #send me asks #send me anons #send me prompts #I got nothin to do

[ask-a-deadpool]

hey miles, have you pranked deadpool yet?

Miles: Oh yeah, lots of times. My totes fave was The Cheez Wiz and Web one.

Deadpool: We had a prank war for a couple of days. All I have to say is that behind the cutie pie face Miles is a f*cking demon.

Miles: Yeah yeah demon schmeon, wanna prank the Avengers?

Deadpool: Never have I wanted to do anything more in my life.

Notes: oh Jesus Miles is starting to talk like deadpool 

only three more asks of my bois

#deadpool #miles morales #wade wilson #pansexual deadpool #marvel #besties #prankers #im sorry but they're gonna prank the avenger #can't stop me #hehehe #they're just #they're so beautiful #father-son bonding #dadpool #son miles? #son spiderman Junior- #someone pls stop me #*holding art tools* #you'll be seeing more of Dadpool #send me ask #send me shit #send me requests #send me money #I mean like I won't do anything for it so #gay marvel #pls reblog #pls repost #pls share

[ask-a-deadpool]

Pregnant women technically have eight limbs so they’re basically arachnids, that being said, does that make Spider-Man a pregnant woman?

Miles: Mom, I think I’m pregnant...

Notes:

I’m sorry the joke was stuck in my head for days I needed to draw this

#marvel #deadpool #wade wilson #miles Morales #spiderman into the spiderverse #bi miles morales #the mental bounds Miles made to think he was pregnant is astounding #bUt Is He? #spiderman is pregnant #deapool's a wine mom #I'm learning how to do wade's scars better #pan wade wilson #pansexual deadpool #only a pansexual would have a closet full of kimonos #gay marvel #send me asks #theyre so funny #fucking rambling once more

[ask-a-deadpool]

*magic anon* Miles Morales(spiderman) has to answer the asks with Deadpool

For Five Asks Deadpool And Spiderman Retcon Junior(miles Morales) will be The Blog Stars.

I cAn't eNglEsh

#deadpool #wade wilson #Miles Morales #spiderman into the spiderverse #send me asks #marvel #I loved the spiderman into the spider verse to the point where I can watch that shit for weeks and not get bored #ill quote the shit #Miles is done #he about to zap DP #their friendship is probs gonna be funny

[ask-a-deadpool]

happy 2021, i guess.

Deadpool: please, 2021, be boring.

Hey guys! This year was an absolute fucking shit show, and thats me being polite. I'm hoping that this year will either be boring(as it can be as our society collapses into choas) or better. Hopefully the latter, begrudgingly the first. I hope this year will be better for all of us. Deadpool's too tired(and possibly salty that this is the first year with him not kissing someone when the ball drops), so I tell you: Happy motherfraskin New Year!!

#happy new year #happy new 2021 #happy please don't summon satan accidentally #Deadpool's too deadpool to say happy New year appropriately #deadpool #wade wilson #send me asks #send me your worries and personal burden so I may shove them into my art and soul #send me a picture of a empty bread loaf with no fluff #send me suggestions #send me art prompts #but they gotta be at least marvel related

[ask-a-deadpool]

Hey guys! I know Ive been offline and not drawing for a bit and im really sorry!! I’m trying to get to all of my asks(they are hilarious by the way) and I’m sorry for not being to do the Christmas asks, but I will do them next Christmas time like a weirdo. Well, I wish you a merry X-mas, x-holiday, or an X-dayinthemanydayswelive. See ya!

[ask-a-deadpool]

are you and cable gonna get back together?

yellow: Damn, you’re still salty about-

Deadpool: IM NOT SALTY. I’m bitter and lonely.

White: you know that's not better, right?

#deadpool #wade wilson #cable #cablepool #sorry cable #deadpool's had enough of your shit #gay #pansexual #marvel #gay marvel #they were married #then they divoirced #I assume cable was bottom #he seem like a bottom bitch #im sorry #sike im not cable screams bottom #fight me #actaully don't no im weak #ask response #send me asks #its not like im drowning in them #love these ask tho #shit I keep rambling why

[ask-a-deadpool]

hey deadpool! how is your quarantine?

Deadpool: oh you know the usual... I’ve been trying to get over my on and off ex, binge watching every possible anime or rom com on Netflix, jacking off to whatever porn I can find, watching unboxing videos until I finally pass out from lack of sleep, energy, food, and water... Oh and feeding the 250(and growing) stray cats that live with me. Usual.

#deadpool #wade wilson #poor boi #hes a cat daddy now #he's fine ok #hes absolutely fine #no fucking problems here #just some fun #marvel #yes he does watch rom coms #yes he does cry #don't judge him #the poor man #hes trying to get over cable ok #key word trying #cablepool #sad and gay #and alone #just alone #idk how to tag stuff #idk how to live anymore lmao #and here comes the rambling in the tags once more #watch my boy over here go broke after a few weeks #feeding half of New York's cat population is serious work #is good guy work tho #send me anything #send me asks #please send me anons #and asks #hashtag coming back here to add some more tags

[ask-a-deadpool]

Its Transgender Awareness week!!!

Hey followers! Its transgender awareness week(as a recently out trans male, this is big). I just wanted to tell every one of you that you are appreciated, and making art is a great way for me cope with whatever going on. Hope y'all have a nice week, and remember to be kind to your gender queer friends/associates/etc!!

#trans rights #trans male #that's me #i love yall #im not a super popular blog #so its great that y'all follow me #send me aks #please #hahah im ask thirsty af #im doing this all at like 1 am #haha #f u c k

[ask-a-deadpool]

Heyy dp! I love your art, you're funny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Have you played the 'among us' game? Do u like it? It's really cute✨

Deadpool: Urgh, I never got Strange’s weird thing with dimensions. 

Notes: Thanks!! I’m glad you like it... And I just got a pen and pad, so y'all don't have to deal with less details. 

#deadpool #wade wilson #marvel #pocket dimension #the voices are back #so like #yAy #gay #yes Im putting it as gay because it has deadpool in it #funny #comedy #don't y'all like my stupid sense of humor #send me asks #this blog begs you to send it asks #Ellie #ellie wilson #I love her #shes cute #could y'all send some asks that include her #i can't be the only one #damn I be rambling #shit #the avengers #hahah hes a avenger technically #look at me being ask thirsty #hehehe #haha help #my life��going to shit #f u n

[ask-a-deadpool]

Deadpool, you've killed a million people. You're a murderer. You basically misuse your mutant powers to get money and fame(lmao how is spiderman even friends with you). The avengers should be all over ur sorry ass by now, maybe even putting you in their lab to study you. Lol

Note: Sorry I haven't been responding(school is swamping)...I just got a pen and pad mfs!! So more detail coming your way so you can use this forget the chaos.

#deadpool #wade wilson #Yeah so like he just drank so much that he passed out #to the point where it actually affected #marvel #gay #my poor boi #his anxiety just multiplied #so like it took a million years to set it up #my poor step dad had to do the work #shit im rambling #idk how to use tumblr #s h i t #drunk #god why #so like I know that dp can't get drunk but like he drank so much that it actually made him drunk #why am i so stupid #haha help #im too gay for this #well im rambling so much god #puke #bc there is puke in the corner #big brain #send me anons #send me aks #I have no life #so don't worry ill respond

[ask-a-deadpool]

Do you ship any of your fellow superheros with anyone?

So sorry it took so long for me to figure out the last two panels for no apparent reason(curse you, un-drawable Loki horns). Enjoy!

#deadpool #wade wilson #ask me stuff #loki laufeyson #loki #horns #idk what this is #avengers #theyre technically avengers #don't yell at me #marvel #hes traumatized #poor loki #he did not deserve this #undrawable horns like frick man #loki odinson #send me asks

[ask-a-deadpool]

do you want to lick an orange staircase banister

Deadpool: I don’t even want to know what I look like without the mask. 

#deadpool #wade wilson #orange staircase banister #wtf is going on #why #the hell #marvel #gay marvel #so you asked this #like an idiot #why the hell would you do that #what the fuuuuuuuuck