Tumgik
Tumblr media
I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
136K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
Take a Kugelmugel.
I'm trying to make this alternate cardverse game thing which is supposed to be an rpg but is probably just going to end up being a visual novel because I'm lazy like that but anyway instead of traditional cards I'm doing tarot suits and I'm doing any and all characters that are not in the original cardverse and either way just take it. They're freaking adorable.
0 notes
themes commonly found in international friendships
- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
316K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
994 notes · View notes
Ottawa, talking to Toronto (still dead) at 2 am after way too many personality tests: *staring into void* Do you think I'm Canada and Japan's secret lovechild and that's why I don't remember my childhood? Toronto: *sputters*
2 notes · View notes
Tumblr media
MY MOTHER IS AN ABSOLUTE GODDESS
LOOK AT THIS
HOW THE HECK
HALLOWEEN LUNCH
GODS
HOW DO I EVEN EAT THIS IN GOOD CONSCIENCE
42 notes · View notes
Headcanon
Most of Canada's relatives (including Canada) are unbelievably romantically oblivious.
ie
Canada: Oh, [Nation]? They're just a good friend!
[Nation], having flirted, given gifts, gone on coffee dates, and otherwise been incredibly obvious: *frusterated screaming in the distance*
5 notes · View notes
Tumblr media
Welcome to #fotfictober! 
October’s monthly challenge is centered around fall-themed drabbles! Make them spooky, cozy, or anything in between! We want to see everyone inspired, but not bogged down by this event.
So remember, you don’t have to spend a lot of time on these (unless you want to!) nor are you required to complete each day. Pick and choose, and if you have a “late” entry, post it anyway! We want to see it. There is no right or wrong about these, just have fun with it!
Be sure to tag #fotfics and #fotfictober so we can find your drabbles!
Happy writing! 🍂🎃
167 notes · View notes
Ottawa: *lying down on a psychiatrist's bench* Doctor, what's wrong with me? Seborga, clipboard in hand, with thick square glasses for dramatic effect: *puts clipboard down, slowly takes off glasses* I'm afraid you're suffering from both Hetalia and Tumblr withdrawal syndromes, ma'am. Especially Canada-centric AU works with no central romantic relationships. I believe there's only one cure. Ottawa: *hopeful* Yes? Seborga: *deep breath* GET BACK ON TUMBLR!
8 notes · View notes
Reading comprehension: 100/100
Life comprehension: 2/100
1 note · View note
Photo
Tumblr media
When you finally find out about your ADHD.
53K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
(Original)
Apparently, on September 22, 2022, Japan and Spain signed a memorandum for mutual tourism cooperation and strengthening ties.
Spain is a highly-regarded tourism destination in Japan, and in return, the number of Spanish visitors to Japan reached a record high in 2018.
There's much to look forward to from here on. I want to go to Spain!! (Himaruya)
(Original)
I want to go to the Shima Spain Village as well. (Himaruya)
721 notes · View notes
Comments mean the world for authors
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
It's a little late
but just wanted to wish everyone happy thanksgiving!
0 notes
Text
Tumblr media
Kel became happy!!!! haha,,, 💀...🛌 cough cough- @winters-sketches made a really swag Kel analysis so i'm gonna leave the link here in case you also wanna read it!
1K notes · View notes
Text
Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,
Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.
OhSoThat'sHowIt'sGonnaBe.jpg
Ok.
I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them
A hotel
An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away
A perscription refilled from 2 states away
and A Pizza
Go me.
But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.
So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards
#nailedit
It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.
it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.
by the way
it is already
over 100 out
it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone
when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.
he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.
He'll be fine
He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.
but
more to the point
i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside
has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??
And
I got other shit to do today.
namely.
I'm seeing a realator
The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons
I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her
at least
I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"
With the time typed in the middle like that.
She is, according to her profile, at least 80.
so I reply "😎👍"
and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.
She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms
It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.
in emoji
instead of like
literally any other format
I am
FASCINATED
and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.
110K notes · View notes
Text
Always. Everyone needs a little pick-me-up sometimes.
reblog to give this person you rb’d it from the strength to complete their tasks
74K notes · View notes