(ON HIATUS) Greetings! My name is Stanford Pines. In order to better catalogue my research, I'm star- I mean, we, are starting this blog. And by "we", I mean my research assistant, Fiddleford H. McGucket and I.
Besides trying to solve the mysteries of the strange abnormalies of Gravity Falls, we also intend to answer as many of your questions as possible. So don't be shy, ask away.
What's that on your arm? Bandages? You didn't hurt yourself, did you? I mean, I've never seen you with your sleeves rolled up, so it could have always been there... But still! I have concern.
What, this?Oh, don’t worry about it. It was just a small accident while working on the portal. It should be healed fully in another week or so.
You guys should dress up as Prince and Prince! (Our Prince and Princess if you want)
I’m sorry. No prince here, it’s Summerween so instead you get Vampire and well Vampire :] (also for some reason I can’t seem to find my Princess crown after our last DDamD game night)
I have a pair of reading glasses like yours, Fiddleford- they belonged to my granddad and were passed down as an heirloom! Where did you get yours? Did you pick them out yourself, or were they a gift? And... would you ever consider wearing a different style of glasses?
Picked them out myself. I’ve started having some visual problems when I was younger, so I just kinda picked the first and the best. What can I say, they just fit me.
As for the different style …I kinda “borrowed” Stanfords, and, well…
Hi there..I was just wondering if either of you have done any notable research on satyrs?
On Sathyrs? Also knows as a faun, “being half-man, half-goat”, who roamed the woods and mountains. And often In myths they are often associated with pipe-playing. They are most common in Greece however. I’m afraid Fiddleford and I dont have the time right now to leave the house. We have a big project in development.
Is there a way for me to cause a strange abnormally in my own house? How do I do it?
Okay, so there’s more ways that one, let me just list them up.. oh!! woops! need to press my pen down.. he he.1. You can always summon a demon. However it can become quite tricky. For starters: You cant pick your demons, they sort of pick you and second: They are hard to get rid of. One reason I never plan on summoning such a creature. (also since I got my muse)2. Another thing: Go to your library and look up folklore near you. You might get lucky.
3. Ghosts!! They are EVERYWHERE!! An old building, graveyard, supermarket or a school.
And well once they have marked you, all of them can become hard to get rid off.
Gosh, we’re so sorry for the lack of activity. Project’s been taking a lot of our time, and just to top it off, a small error made us lose electricity for a day or two.
Excuses aside, since Summerween is around the corner, would you guys be interested in Ford and me dressing up like something? We’ll answer some questions as well, since our inbox in pretty crowded in the moment, so it’ll be nice to get it a bit sorted out.
I recall having some fangs somewhere, just have to dig around a little.
During some field research last month, Stanford and I encountered some rather ...peculiar people. Trust me, we met a lot of weird creatures that day, but there’s just something about the behaviour of these two that’s just ..unsettling, in lack of better words.
And Stanford, he’s ...well, he’s Stanford, I honestly have no idea what’s going on in that man’s head.
(Hey guys! Mod F here with a short update.
First of all, we really appreciate all the love you give this little blog and all those questions you guys send in. You’re awesome.
Anyway, later in April, Mod S and I are going to a con called J-popcon in Copenhagen, and we were considering doing some small videos during Saturday where we’ll be cosplaying Stanford and Fiddleford, so we wanted to hear if had any ideas/suggestions to what we could record, or if you have any questions we could answer during our stay at the con.
Please don’t be shy to come in with suggestions/ideas. We look forward to hear from you ^^ <3)
(Hey guys! Mod F here with a short update.
First of all, we really appreciate all the love you give this little blog and all those questions you guys send in. You’re awesome.
Anyway, later in April, Mod S and I are going to a con called J-popcon in Copenhagen, and we were considering doing some small videos during Saturday where we’ll be cosplaying Stanford and Fiddleford, so we wanted to hear if had any ideas/suggestions to what we could record, or if you have any questions we could answer during our stay at the con.
Please don’t be shy to come in with suggestions/ideas. We look forward to hear from you ^^ <3)
When are you going to tell Fiddleford about your Muse? He's going to fine out eventually. ELOO FLSKHU WULDQJOH ZKHQ JUDYLWB IDOOV DQG HDUWK EHFRPH VNB IHDU WKH EHDVW ZLWK MXVW RQH HBH
For example, did you know that the most expensive bowtie ever created costs $36,000? It was hand-crafted from 18 carat white cold and 8 carat black and white diamonds. It allegedly took 90 hours (almost four days) to create.
Or if you take a look back at history, there’s a lot of famous bow tie wearers, who were academics, writers, scientists and politicians. They include: Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill and Sigmund Freud.
OR if you take a look at statisticts, the most popular time of year to wear a bow tie is New Years Eve.
I still prefer a tie, though, but you got yourself some facts. Hope you can use them.
Have you ever encountered any strange abnormalies in the bathroom? Maybe the toilet??
Not really, unless you consider that time a possum had sneaked in and was hiding near the bottom of the shower curtain. I grew up on a farm, so I’m slightly more used to the fact that these things can happen, but Ford …ooh boy.Let’s just say that there’s a reason why there’s a baseball bat placed outside the bathroom door now.
You're both wearing glasses. Is that a requirement for solving mysteries or do they serve another purpose? - Apart from not being blind ofcourse.
Except the obviously reason you stated, I don’t believe there would be any other reason for us. It’s just for our eyes’ sake.Don’t know about Ford, but I’m practically blind as a mole without mine.
Hey there! I'm a big fan of your research. But, I'd like to know, have you ever had any problems living together?
Glad to hear that you enjoy our work!Well, mostly we try to keep it simple and open-minded, but Ford can be a bit, uhm….strict with some of his rules.#nobanjoplayingaftereight #whatgives?