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and you may have brought a gun, but it’s hatchetfield 🪓

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guys idk how to delete this blog

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I will never understand shane. 

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mr shane stardew im in love with you

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I have been playing stardew for 6 hours straight and finally took a break to draw this hello me and ahane are boyfriends try and stop me

#a littol surprise for when elijah logs in next >:3 #mod damien

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the bachelors should wear some skirts, i think! 🌼

#ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX #LOOK AT THE S H A N E #LOOK AT THE SEB!!!!!! #ITS LIKE #LIKE LIKE #A R B Y S #ELLIOT LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM HOWLS MOVING CASTLE IM #mod elijah

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stardew valley sucks they don’t even have a school there. none of these people know geography. “school” is just one 20-something teaching a couple toddlers what books are at the local library. i hate it. sebastian wants to go to the city so he can finally learn basic multiplication. shane is depressed because he doesn’t know what an octagon is. alex can’t READ.

#fhsjfnwnfnns i could go on a whole mini rant abt this but i dont wanna be a b word so i am keeping 🤫🤭 #mod elijah

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could you draw shane from stardew valley? i'd love to see him in your art style!

Local alcoholic stumbles around town for a few hours before passing out in a ditch.

#stims till my hands fall off THAT #is my HUSBAND #and i rlly love kevins art so....... #gay rights? #mod elijah

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Farmer: Crushes are the worst

Shane: Yeah, whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start acting nervous

Farmer: You’re always acting nervous

Shane: …Don’t think about that too hard

Sebastian: Bold of you to assume the Farmer thinks

#this is elijah canon #mod elijah

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

Hi!! Okay, I’m sorry to make this post after just celebrating breaking 50 but!

My friend Clover is living in a very unsafe environment atm and I’m trying to help him get out! 

I’m aiming for at least $60 total, but any small purchase helps! 

Here is my pricing: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/doodling-thru-the-pain/623390272282361856 

I’m also doing $5 DOLLAR CHIBIS, which I have pricing for in a previous post, all 5 slots are still open!!

If you can’t help, reblogs are always appreciated, but also I’m not forcing you to do anything.Thanks so much for your help!

#not stardew #emergency commissions #mod damien

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

Hi!! Okay, I’m sorry to make this post after just celebrating breaking 50 but!

My friend Clover is living in a very unsafe environment atm and I’m trying to help him get out! 

I’m aiming for at least $60 total, but any small purchase helps! 

Here is my pricing: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/doodling-thru-the-pain/623390272282361856 

I’m also doing $5 DOLLAR CHIBIS, which I have pricing for in a previous post, all 5 slots are still open!!

If you can’t help, reblogs are always appreciated, but also I’m not forcing you to do anything.Thanks so much for your help!

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Fuck. I'm gayyyyy

How about something with Harvey and a very flirtatious farmer? IDC what it is, just whatever you think is easiest.

Here are a couple headcanons!

- If Harvey gets the tiniest bit flustered/flattered, he'll go beet-red. The farmer likes to catch him off guard with a compliment or a little risqué comment just to see him light up.

- Sometimes the farmer will go into the clinic on a particularly slow day and pretend they don't know him, just so they can gush about the "handsome doctor". He'll laugh and say they're embarrassing him, but secretly he likes the attention.

- Also, they might write a flirty little note for Maru to give him while he's working. If he's with a patient, he has to try REALLY hard not to let it slip, but it's difficult when he's blushing so hard.

- The farmer will also encourage him to dance with them - whether it be at the Flower Dance or just at the saloon after the work day. He's a bit of a clumsy dancer, but he enjoys it a lot.

#i love this idiot #mod damien

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Fitzroy: I mean, everyone here can keep a secret, right?

Firbolg:

Fitzroy: OH GOD

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Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans. 

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Honey, it isnt because the art have flaws or is "bad" that it can't be cute. I should show you my old art from like, 2011 and you'd get it-

I legit don’t think I’ve ever been called honey in my life, thanx for the compliments tho anon!

#mod damien #sdv ask blog #sdv oc #sdv art #sdv farmer #sdv harvey #stardew ask blog #stardew farmer

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And now we have a vore follower as well!!! I think this is a good time to mention that both Mod Damien and I are minors and do not consent to interaction from nsfw blogs!! :D We love you all but are also children :(

A farmer fetish blog started following us... lmao do they know what this blog is?

#mod elijah #y'all #i'm-

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:0 we actually hab followers???? Woah i thought y'all were bots!!!! Anyway ty for interacting!!! Our askbox is always open even if you just wanna chat or gush abt ur fave!!!! :D We love you!!!

#maybe #maybe i'll draw u n ur fave sometime #maybe once we get 50 asks >:3 #-mod elijah