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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Hi Mammon I'm an asexual girl and I have having a really hard time getting affection and love from people because of that. Can I maybe have a hug from you? You're the best btw!
“Of course I’m the best! I’m your first after all aren’t I? And I guess a hug... or two won’t hurt.” *opens arms out*
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Mammon I just want to say great job of getting 1 million views on your song! I love your singing its kind of ho- I mean cool, I didn't know you could sing
“Whoa.. you’re saying 1 million humans listened to me..?! Well, I am The Great Mammon so I expect no less. And yeah, of course I can sing! It’s one of my many talents.”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Hi Mammon, I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate you looking after me. I don't really have friends, it's not like that bothers me, but it's nice to have some company you know? It's really fun to hang out with you, thanks for letting me tag along with you. *hugs his arm*
“Don’t worry human. The Great Mammon will always be here to look after ya and make up dumb schemes. Where we eventually get into trouble with Lucifer.” *shrugs and laughs* “Oh well as long as you’re happy MC.” *pats your head*
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Damn mammon I know you’re the avatar of greed and all, but did you have to steal my wallet and my heart?
“What can I say? They don’t call me the Ava— hey! I know I steal stuff from my brothers but, I would never steal your wallet! Ya know I’m always trying to make money WITH you, not take from you.” *winks*
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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For you!
“Ya got this for me? Thank you human!” *smiles* “I promise I won’t sell him. I’ll keep him in my room.”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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*squishes mammon's cheeks* squishy
“Grrr! I’m a demon not squishy, human!” *pouts* “You’re suppose to be scared of me ya know?”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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“Mammon, I know you stole some Grimm from my bag earlier today. I was saving it to buy something, you have two hours to pay me back or else.”- Tough MC
“Hey! Why ya blamin’ me for?! How do ya know it wasn’t Levi who needed money for some ruri chan figure? Last I heard he needed grim real bad.”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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*hugs mammon* I know it must be hard being a punching bag for your brothers, but I love you Mammoney-MRC
*hugs you back* “It is! No one ever appreciates what I do for em’. *pouts* Especially Lucifer, he’s always on my ass for somethin’!”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Emilia (girl MC): Your demon form is hecka hot. I'm trying to get all of your outfits on my d.d.d. so far I got your demon form, bunny suit and working on getting your tiger outfit. Wish me luck. Also what's your favorite manga? Because I like my next life as a villainess all routes lead to doom, the ancient magus bride and tonikawa fly me to the moon. * Suddenly kisses you on the lips* you're mine Mammon. I'm greedy for your love.
“Well Emilia I am The great Mammon of course I’m hot! And that’s a good human! Keep at it at getting all my outfits. Manga is more of a Levi thing not so much mine.” *whispers in your ear* “I do like this one Levi showed me. It’s called Kakeguri. It’s all about gambling! .. but don’t tell anyone I told you that! And H-Hey ya can’t go around kissin’ guys like that with no warning .. actually ya shouldn’t be kissing other guys that aren’t me in the first place!”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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OwO
*is hesitant* .... uh OwO ..?
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Admin here! I just wanted to apologize for not being able to get to everyone’s questions. Lately, I have been very sick. I have really bad headaches, body aches, and a fever :( I will try and get to everyone’s questions soon! I’m sorry to disappoint you all :(
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Why are you such a cutie? My sweet dear baby boi!!! Also can I get some cuddles as its been a long week and where I found out I am now unemployed....
“I am a DEMON. The demon of Greed. I’m not cute! If anything I should be feared!” *sighs* “If cuddles will make you feel better then I’ll do it. Just don’t go tellin’ people I’m soft! As for your job, I’ll help ya! Ya know I can make quick Grimm anytime.”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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I know its not much, but I bought you this cute little crow mug... for the best crow dad :)
“A present for me? T-thank you.” *smiles* “Ya know, no one is as nice to me as you are. I don’t have a present for you though... but protecting you from human eating demons should be enough right?” *winks*
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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I'll give ya 1000 Grimm if you share whatever dirt you got on Lucifer
“Now you’re talkin’!” *takes money* “Alright so, this what happened. Lucifer hasn’t dated anyone in AGES. I mean come on he’s ancient. Anyways, we got him on this dating app and he matched with some witch. She was a pretty thing. Lucifer being always cautious, kinda ‘researched’ *cough cough* Stalked *cough* the witch. Knew everything about her he could find on social media. So, fast forward to their date right? Lucifer is tryin’ to show this girl a picture of Cerberus. He scrolled a little too far and ended up exposing all the screenshots he had tooken of the witche’s social media beforehand. Man, did Lucifer look like a creep! We called him ‘Stalker’ for a whole week. He’s not as smooth as ya think he is. *shrugs*
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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,,,can I have a hug, honey? I've had a pretty bad week and I think that getting to cuddle the Great Mammon would absolutely make me feel better 💜
“F-fine if it’ll make you feel better. And don’t go asking my brothers to cuddle or comfort ya.” *looks away* “I am your first anyways.. right MC?”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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I'm having one of those nights and I need someone to cry on... Is that okay with you?
“Are you okay? Why are you crying MC?” *transforms into demon form* “Let me know who hurt ya. I’ll crush them!”
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ask-mammoney · 3 years
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Asmo says he needs his gold themed lotion back and you can’t keep borrowing shit just because it has the word “gold” in it
“Well ya can go tell Asmo to go fuck himself! How does he even know it was me?? Just cause’ something says gold doesn’t mean I took it.” *lotion falls out of his jacket* “..... It smells good okay! It makes me feel like a million bucks ..”
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