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Dear Anonymous, M-masturbation? I-I'm afraid I don't know what that is, but it sounds like a disease or something...

Sincerely, -Ron DeLite

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Dear Anonymous, A... a trap? I don't know what that means, or at least, I don't think I do...

B-but Mask*DeMasque is a good guy! He-- I mean, I would never trap anyone! Unless they were doing something wrong...

Sincerely, - Ron DeLite

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askklaviergavin:

“Well I was trying to avoid trademark infringement, but since you took it there…”

“Ja, that.  That hair looks…vaguely familiar.  I always thought it looked cute on girls though.”

“Or in your case, I guess you’re the first—”

Guy?  Yeah..we’ll go with that.

“—guy, to pull it off.”

Oh... erm, th-thank you for the compliment. I don't receive too many of those nowadays, so it's a welcome change... -mumblemumble-

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Dear Mr. Gavin,

Stat Wars...? I'm afraid I don't know what that is. Unless you're talking about Star Wars... Not that I'm implying that you made a mistake... Sincerely, - Ron DeLite

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Dear Anonymous, P-princess...? I... I don't know if that's meant to be hurtful, but... I'M A MAAAAAAN!

... Sincerely, - Ron DeLite

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Dear Anonymous, I-I don't know if I'm much of a "family man"... But I'm at home right now, with Dessie beside me... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Sincerely, - Ron DeLite

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Dear Anonymous,

Cinnamon buns...? I don't understand. I don't go around with food on my head. ... O-oh... I get it. You mistook my hair for cinnamon buns... I can see where you'd be confused; my hair is rather curly. B-but I can assure you, I don't wear food on my head! Sincerely, - Ron DeLite

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Hm... well, we dated for about a year, I think, before we decided to get married...  Of course, she was the one to pop the question... 

I was much too shy to do it myself...

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U-uhm... who are you...? You're not Dessie... B-but I guess... it'd be okay...

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS HUG FROM MEEEE!

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askphoenixwrightaa:

You’re welcome.

I will, of course, consider your offer.

Although I don’t see how stealing can benefit me in any way…

Well, you need money to pay for all those burgers, don't you...? I-I know it isn't the most honest profession, and believe me, I don't really like stealing...

BUT I'D DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU! PLEASE BELIEVE MEEEEEE!

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Oh... uhm, no. No, I haven't.   

Lately, Dessie's been keeping me inside at night... 

Not that I'm complaining about it...