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ask-squidward · 2 years
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Aren't you that squid guy who sleeps at the cash register?? I don't know I don't pay attention to you Neanderthals while taking the formula. I usually only see you screaming at the annoying sponge or hiding behind a magazine before I plan my attack.
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"You act like we haven't met..."
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ask-squidward · 2 years
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Sorry for hiatus… I’m back everyone.
I plan to collaborate with @pl4nkt0n-bikinibottom so please check out their account.
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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Hey, Squidward do you like Spongebob? ( and Hiya Rusty : D )
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"I mean coworkers. Yeah, just coworkers!"
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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Sorry for the inactivity! Mr. Krabs has me working 55 hour work weeks.
Will get to everyone in time.
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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What was your childhood like?
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“Not much aside from that. My mother and I had a pretty good relationship...”
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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What’s your skincare routine? I mean your skin is glowing, that’s gotta come from somewhere. Heh heh.
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“Thank you for noticing!”
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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I’m accepting asks, as crazy or boring. Will work on the in the Summer mainly, but please send questions even silly ones, they keep this answer blog alive.
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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r u gay 😁
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"Yes, I am bisexual and prefer the pronouns he/him."
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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Have you ever watched anime? If so, how do you feel about it?
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I used to watch a lot of anime during my first year of junior college. Now, I read manga when its slow whenever I can. Although, I do prefer art and music magazines.
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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Hey Squidward, what’s your favorite nut?
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“Yeah, I’m allergic to all nuts, so don’t bring them anywhere near me!”
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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Not one of my proudest moments...
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Squidward: *gets his feet stuck in a chair, greets SpongeBob enthusiastically, falls over and sends a whole steak dinner flying*
Fish: You��re with… him?
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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How you feel about Patrick and Spongebob ?
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“All I ask is for peace and quiet and I end up in some unwanted adventure... I hate to admit, but sometimes they have helped me. This is very rare though.”
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ask-squidward · 3 years
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Hello everyone I will regret doing this but... ask me anything!
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