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look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

#just vampire things #vampire queuing hours #CANON

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vampire headcanons?

#speechless vamp #ask-sweater-vamp #vampire science #all this time #vampire posting hours

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fuck it a vampire with a gun

#((WHEEZE)) #just vampire things #?

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I know I said I’d take better care of myself, but… 

It looks like I wasn’t careful enough again… What should I do…?

#self reblog #scarcity #vampire reblog hours

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the real reason vampires and ghosts wear those floor length capes and robes is so they can hide the heelies they wear at all times

#hfhgfhfh #just vampire things #vampire queuing hours

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hey guys, can you like or reblog this if you are an ask blog. I just want to follow some people, i feel like im not up to date who is active and who is new here etc.

#reblog

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Fun fact about Matthew: He has a natural talent for hypnosis, usually using it to erase memories. His eyes aren’t the only method he has to hypnotize, either, but he has far less control over the other method due to its potency. 

#ask-sweater-vamp #vampire queuing hours #hetalia canada #vampire au #vampire aph canada #hunting vamp #muse info

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I know I said I’d take better care of myself, but... 

It looks like I wasn’t careful enough again... What should I do...?

#ask-sweater-vamp #aph canada #vampire au #hetalia canada #hetalia #scarcity #vampire queuing hours

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((Always remember to take care of your fangs!))

#ask-sweater-vamp #hetalia canada #vampire au #mun doodles #dental hygiene #aph canada #((featuring poorly drawn bathroom sink)) #vampire posting hours

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dearest sweater vampire, what is the best kind of sweater to have? i see you've found a very cute fluffy one recently, but do you have any other favs aside from that?

“Oh, there are so many good ones! Ones with fluffy linings are probably the best, but there are so many nice styles out there~” 

“Oh! And I can’t forget how nice hoodies can be, too! Nice big pockets, tight knits, and the strings are fun to play with. They might not be super fashionable, but they’re perfect comfortable casual wear when it’s just a little chilly!” 

#ask-sweater-vamp #hetalia canada #fangy fashion #fashionable vamp #aph canada #vampire au #((if you have suggestions for sweaters)) #((feel free to send them in any time!)) #((I'll be glad to draw him in them!)) #anon ask

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((GIVE! ME! MORE! FANTASY! MATTHEW!))

#hetalia canada #aph canada #hetalia #mun doodles #fantasy au

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does "put some clothes on" count as a wish?

“Eh, whatever. If it gets me outta this.” 

“Always gotta do it the hard way, sheesh.” 

#ask-mahou-canada #((I'm really proud of this)) #((also if you want more canada content)) #((I'm attempting to get this magical trainwreck of a blog going again)) #hetalia prussia #aph prussia

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((Eh....what was I drawing again? I think the idea was to catch him out somewhere at night, but I lost focus at some point. Those vampires sure are mesmerizing.))

#mun doodles #hetalia canada #hetalia #vampire au #sweater vamp #((should do a story about his nightlife)) #((build that world a little)) #vampire posting hours

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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

#HJHJFGHFGHJFH #just vampire things #THE SEQUEL

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Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

#just vampire things

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what is it about vampires that is “sexy” really? is it the fangs? the immortality? the period specific clothing? all signs point to yes

#just vampire things

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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

#just vampire things #look outside your window #and you will find a friend and bat