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(HEY SCOUT)

“Done! Can you help me set the table while I help sneaky get downstairs?”

(SCOUT- JHSHAJJSKAJA)

(HI SORRY I HAVENT HAD MOTIVATION IM REALLY SORRY)

"Yeah! Yeah I can help!"

#JCJDJD I REFUSE TO LOOK AT THE LAST POST #>:( #I DONT NEED HELP REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENED #TOTALLY REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED #irl flippy

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“Just no raw chicken!”

(... Scout 😀 LMAO IT'S OK, THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY INTERESTING, YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY LMAO)

(I was gonna suggest the zombie thing but it would be a mess and... It ain't Halloween anymore 😭)

"dangit-"

*fliq didn't understand why they couldn't, but didn't push it*

*they stayed there resting on flip till he was done cooking*

#hehehhehehHEHEHHEHEHEH #i google weird shit all the time #my fbi agent probably has me on a watch list lmao/j #irl flippy

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“I knew that would work *he smiled*”

(You know how Fliqpy and Flippy are connected, right? What would happen... If one of them turned into a zombie, like in remains to be seen?)

*fliq looked away shyly, flip knew them too well now-*

*though fliq never understood why they weren't allowed to eat raw chicken- something about getting sick? they didn't know but flip freaked the fuck pit last time they tried so it's probably best not to test their luck*

#bodily functions completely shut down in the non zo.bie one #zombie* #its a slow and painful death #all their organs slowely lose oxygen #their lungs collapse as their strength leaving them leaves them unable to breathe #their vision tunnels #hearing fades #muscles start to lock in place as they die #they most likelh die from suffication after they pass out from lack of oxygen #but thats the realistic version #cartoony version theyed probaby just turn into a zombie pretty quickly lol #can you tell i love horror and often reasurch what happends to people based on the way they die? #im totally not a muderer i swear toooooootally👁 #(joke lol i actually faint when i see blood) #irl flippy

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Aww 😭💕 Fliqpy cares so much about him... It's so sweet 😭😭)

“If you get to bed earlier, I'll let you have some raw meat, how about that?”

(Hey... Taking in consideration is still Halloween where I live, I have question!)

*fliqpys ears instantly perked up*

"....fiiiiine"

*any chance to get raw meat is worth it*

#what? :O #irl flippy

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(SAME 😭)

*Flippy smiled

“Maybe we should start going to bed more early”

(GARDEN)

"mmmnooooo that's boooring"

*fliq always stayed up late, even if they were tired, guess its just a thing they did during the war*

"yknow I don't like falling asleep early..."

*tho fliq was protesting, it also sounded like they were trying to get flip to make them do it, like they wouldn't do it without having a reason to try*

#irl flippy #war traumas oh no #not really a bad one #just a headcannon that fliq would stay up late to make sure flippy stayed safe

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(Uhmmm, I like to think that Flippy has a little garden with fruits, vegetables and tea herbs I think it's called like that? I also like to think his favorite animal are cats!)

“Oh! Hi Fliq, I'm making french toast today!”

(OMG YES GARDEN GARDEN GARDEN)

*fliq let out a moan (like a tired one not anything sexual, like when you wake up and move and you make that moaning sound)*

*it seemed like fliq was falling back asleep but they tried their best to stay up*

*I bet it makes flip happy that fliq went from a very violent and aggressive being to a very soft and calm one :)*

#tired moans #i hate that its called a moan #the internet has ruined that word for me lmao #irl flippy #but i do mean it ina tired way here nothing sexual

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(Aww :( I'm glad to hear your ok now! :D)

*They could hear noise coming from down stairs

(I LOVE HOW THE ENTIRE FANDOM JUST AGREED THAT THEY LIKE MY LITTLE PONY)

(me too lol :) )

*fliq quietly walked to the kitchen, they looked really tired still, but they spotted flippy and instantly went over and hugged him, (like the behind hug where your face leans into their shoulder :) )*

"found you, what r ya makin?

*fliq only talks slurred like this when their tired lol*

#I KNOW RIGHT IT JUST SUITS THEM #NFSHUFJ #irl flippy #do you have any headcannons for them? #(or any of the bois :)

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(IT'S OK!! I WAS REALLY BUSY YESTERDAY 😭 ARE YOU OK?)

The next day! Flippy got up early to make breakfast

(Aww poor Fliq :( They're really attached to Flippy, huh?)

(yeah I'm okay now :) just wasn't doing too well mentally yesterday)

*fliq was the first to wake up, they they were careful to not wake sneaky as they got up to find flip*

"..fliip??"

#of course fliq is super attached to flip!! #flip is the only blood family they have #also headcannon they both love mlp but fliq denies it #irl flippy

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(HI!!

“You too!”

(I like to think that Fliqpy is just a massive pillow that moves sometimes and that's why they let them stay /hj AND LMAO OK, LET'S PRETEND DOT WAS ALWAYS THERE)

(AAAA IM SORRY I DIDNT ANSWER I WASNT DOING WELL YESTERDAY)

*they all went to bed :) tiger and mouse curling around dot...tho tiger was basically curling around both of them*

*fliq, flip, and sneaky all soundly sleeping*

*gust finally snapped out of his moment and went to sleep*

*nothing happened that night, thankfully, it was peacfull, well at least for them, splendid was causing chos again, but at least they were fine :)*

#and omg yes thats perfect #headcannon that fliqpy is just a b i t bigger than flippy #irl flippy #also being away from flip most likely causes panic attacks for poor fliq #just #flippys not in the same room? hes in danger! oh hes just taking a bath you say? no! danger!!!

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“Yeah, I'm tired...”

(HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT)

(OH GOD JUST PRETEND SHE WAS WITH THEM THE WHOLE TIME)

"k, let's get you to bed"

*mouse gently leads sneaky to the bedroom and carefully tucks him in next to flippy*

"there, have sweet dreams okay?"

*mouse gently pat his head, then left for his house*

#IM A HORRIBLE PARENT #irl flippy #i love how flippy sneaky and fliqpy just share a bed #like their just stuck with fliq and their fine with it lmao

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(Dear Disco I would like to apologize for saying you're straight and that I hated you... Know I know you're gay as fuck and I love you very much /hj)

* Sneaky was just standing in front of the door, wondering what to do

*mouse gently led sneaky in*

"do you want to go to bed?"

*tiger tries to sneak gist out of it...but he gets no response*

"...let's get them to bed"

*tiger gently picks up the bear bbys and takes them to bed*

*then comes back for gust, he gently picked him up and walked over to mouse*

"I'll see you at the house"

#oh god #alex #WE FORGOT ABOUT DOT #irl flippy

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(Pop is a parental figure to the younger htf characters... In my opinion 🕺)

*Flippy wanted to say something, but he felt really tired and his head still hurted, so he also started slowly falling asleep

(YES, and disco is their gay af dad)

*tiger watched as they fell asleep, and then turned his attention to gust*

*he was sitting on the opposite couch just...staring at them*

"gust?"

*tiger gently put his hand on gusts shoulder*

"it's my fault their like this... when one gets hurt...the other faints....it's my fault...."

*gust was lost in thought mumbling to himself*

#you cannot convince me disco pretended to be straight #like why else would he hit on every girl THAT hard #irl flippy

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(... THAT EXPLAINS A LOT 😀)

Flippy just very carefully leaned closer to Fliq, probably just wanting comfort

(I've hit my head alot lmao, plus I like studying the affects of wounds and injuries on humans, I swear I'm not a murderer /j)

*fliq leans into flippy and just stays silent, seems like their falling asleep*

*mouse carefully brings in sneaky, flaky stood in the doorway*

"I-i have to- to go home, m-mouse can you let me k-know if they'll be- be okay?"

"of course I will dear, sleep well okay?"

"o-okay"

*mouse didn't notice it till he said it, but it was getting late*

#headcannon that flaky lives with pops #even if they are old enough to get their own house #(19) headcannon death age #probably is actually like 23 #irl flippy

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(HI SCOUT)

Flippy takes it, keeping his head down, he needs a moment to fully recover

(Idk if that's how it works but I fell and hit my head multiple times while trying to roller skate and I started to feel really bad after a few hours 😀)

(Oh yeah it fuckn sucks dude, I've hit my head alot throught my life)

*the ride was quiet, but it was filled with worry*

*they pulled into the driveway and tiger gently picked up flip and fliq taking them inside and setting them down on the couch*

"if you guys need anything let me know okay?"

*tiger spoke in a soft quiet voice as to not hurt their heads*

#the reason it hurts so bad is cuz ur brain gets bashed into ur skull so- #major pain- #irl flippy

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(That's nice :D)

Flippy also wakes up! His head hurts a lot though, so he just keeps his eyes closed

*mouse notices and guickly grabs some headache medication*

"here, take this okay?"

*mouse made sure to whisper as he handed the medication too flip*

#irl flippy #:DD

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(Ohh right! You said you had a bf! :D I hope things are going well 😭💕)

Aand they drive home!

(IT'S ALRIGHT!!)

(they are :DD💜💝💜💓💝💜💜💓💝)

*on the way there fliq wakes up, it takes them a second to register where they were, before quickly checking on flippy*

"oh..jeez...i...ugh..I hate that"

*mouse gently pat their back*

"it's okay, he's okay"

#hes actually on tumblr too!!! #:D #irl flippy #hes zealous799 :)

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(GOOD!!)

*Right as he picked him up, he noticed Flippy moved a bit, seems like his very slowly starting to wake up

(AAAA SORRY I FELL ASLEEP)

*tiger leaned his cheek against flippys head as a way of trying to comfort him*

*gust slowely walked over and joined the others*

"Come on, let's go.."

"it's not your fault yknow.. you didn't know this would happen tiger.."

"i-..I know..."

*tiger gently put them in the truck and buckled them in, safety first :)*

#irl flippy #i was talking to my bf👉👈