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Dear disco kid, do you like to dance to Lady Gaga songs

Disco Kid - "You know it! Bloody Mary is by far her best song! B)"

Von Kaiser - "Oh mein gott.. I can hear his music every night, since he's in the room next to mine."

#sorryifitsnotveryincharacterlol

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dear aran ryan: how does it feel to know that (if im wrong im sorry) your the only punch out boxer tht isnt little mac since he is a fighter that isnt a fighter spirit in super smash bros ultimate?

AR - "Eh, I don't really care. I have bigger concerns than Little Mac."

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I know this is random and possibly a bit complicated, but what are their blood types?

Glass Joe- A

Von Kaiser- AB

Disco Kid- O

King Hippo- B

Piston Hondo- O

Bear Hugger- A

Great Tiger- AB

Don Flamenco- A

Aran Ryan- O

Soda Popinski- AB

Bald Bull- B

Super Macho Man- B

Mr Sandman- O

Little Mac- B

Doc Louis- AB

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What makes them cry?

Glass Joe- Insulting his strength, or physical pain.

Von Kaiser- Loud noises, triggering his PTSD.

Disco Kid- Sad movies.

King Hippo- Stomachache.

Piston Hondo- Overstress, but he won't let anybody see him cry.

Bear Hugger- A friend being sad, he's very empathetic.

Great Tiger- Also a friend of his being sad.

Don Flamenco- He's a dramatic Spaniard, so sad movies.

Aran Ryan- Overstress as well.

Soda Popinski- When he's sober.

Bald Bull- He'll start tearing up from social anxiety.

Super Macho Man- When Mr Entitled doesn't get his way.

Mr Sandman- Let's be honest, has he ever cried?

Little Mac- Bullying.

Doc Louis- Seeing Mac sad, or running out of chocolate.

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On a scale of 1-10 how neat is everyone's handwriting?

Joe- 5/10, completely ordinary

Kaiser- 4/10, his lines are a bit shaky

Disco- 7/10, lines are shaky as well, but he adds little flourishes

Hippo- 2/10, I give him a 2 because he can draw well, but doesn't know how to write

Hondo- 8/10, in his first language he's amazing, in English he's a 5/10

Bear- 7/10, his lines are very big and cartoony, but he's genuinely pretty good

Tiger- 10/10, very free-flowing cursive

Don- 11/10, looks very regal with little flourishes and hearts

Aran- 1/10, mans writes like a doctor

Soda- 4/10, he's drunk, what do you expect?

Bull- 3/10, angry rips in paper and very hard lines

Macho- 9/10, knock-off Don

Sandman- 6/10, he doesn't write except his signature on autographs, which he can write pretty good

Mac- 7/10, english essays pay off

Doc- 8/10, Autographs as well, has probably told Mac that he won't teach him writing

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What is everyones boxing strategy?

Glass Joe- Doesn’t have much of a strategy, though matches what a new player would do. Punches until he gets a hit right.

Von Kaiser- Attacks with fake-outs to confuse you.

Disco Kid- Doesn’t have a strategy, he’s just here to have fun!

King Hippo- Broad, confident attacks. He is the first character to require you duck.

Piston Honda- Fights like your typical boxer, with the exception of some Japanese-themed attacks.

Bear Hugger- Like Disco Kid, he’s just there for fun. Doesn’t really have a strategy.

Great Tiger- Attempts to confuse you with his magic attacks, but I don’t think he realizes his jewel blinks. 

Don Flamenco- Hardcore fans of the games will realize he attacks like a Matador, taunting you to attack before making his move. Except, you aren’t a bull, so it’s simple to dodge him.

Aran Ryan- He’s just a cheater, his whole strategy is to cheat.

Soda Popinski- The whole World Circuit are much more serious fighters, including Soda. Despite him being drunk, he’s very choreographed. 

Bald Bull- Attacks like a bull, which is where he got the name. Other than that, he’s very fast and tough.

Super Macho Man- Very confident and cocky attacks, though he’s obviously trained.

Mr Sandman- Fights like Mike Tyson would, so there’s not much to say for him.

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All boxers reactions after stepping on a lego??

Joe- Shrieks and clutches onto Kaiser for dear life

Kaiser- Curses in German

Disco- Screams but tries to cover it up by singing

Hippo- Sits and clutches his foot

Honda- Sighs, grabs the lego piece, and puts it somewhere where nobody else will step on it

Bear Hugger- Curses but not really (Dingleberry! Fiddlesticks!)

Tiger- Either didn’t even step on it or teleports away in fear

Don- Stomps around dramatically and curses in Spanish

Aran- Screams and kicks it

Bull- Gets really mad, picks it up, and throws it

Soda- Either didn’t feel it or just calmly tries to find the lego set it belongs to

Macho- Starts ranting about how horrible it is

Sandman- Didn’t feel it

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All boxers hobbies outside the ring?

Of course! Here you go!

Glass Joe

-Loves Baking, I mean, LOVES baking. He’ll commonly bake for the rest of the WVBA and will take requests from the other boxers.

Von Kaiser

-He’ll teach kids boxing, like you see in his intros, other than that he’ll normally tell war stories or hang out with Joe.

Disco Kid

-Dancing! He loves dancing, and playing Just Dance. (He probably has the high score in that game.) Bonus, he loves watching musicals.

King Hippo

-Eating, obviously, but he also likes to learn new words in sign language, since I headcanon that’s how he communicates.

Piston Hondo

-Reading, drinking tea, and helping others with their form. He’s actually a pretty nice guy, but serious.

Bear Hugger

-He normally gets breakfast duty, but other than that he’s kinda the dad friend of the boxers. He’ll help you if you’re hurt or sad, and loves giving hugs!

Great Tiger

-He likes to work on his magic, and is also kinda the dad friend of the boxers. He’s more “Tell me who did it, they’ll pay” though.

Don Flamenco

-Bullfighting, of course, he also loves flirting with random people and just being a cocky guy. Him and Aran get into the occasional fight, but they are still really good friends (or even boyfriends if you want them to be!)

Aran Ryan

-Normally putting graffiti on buildings, getting into fights at bars, and playing pranks on the other boxers. Like I mentioned with Don, they’ll get into occasional fights, but they are still nice to eachother most of the time.

Soda Popinski

-Him and Bald Bull will hang out, helping eachother train. He isn’t the best at English, and tries to learn, but it’s still hard for him. Other than that he’ll drink his “soda” and relax.

Bald Bull

-Hangs out with Soda, and likes to be with Tiger sometimes. He tends to stay to himself most of the time, and has a diary he writes in. (In Turkish, obviously.)

Super Macho Man

-Takes selfies of himself, brags, posts on social media, and is just generally an asshole. He does like to eat at fancy restaurants, though, and signing autographs.

Mr Sandman

-He likes to relax and play video games, occasionally breaking the controller. He trains a lot, too, and accidentally breaks a lot of things. Him and Mac are pretty friendly, and the two love having little mock fights.

Little Mac

-Loves training with Mr Sandman and playing video games. When Doc isn’t at the WVBA mansion, (house? apartments?) he’ll video call him to check up on him. Mac also does online school, so when he isn’t training he’s doing that.

Doc Louis

-Helps Mac with boxing, but is definitely getting out of shape. He also helps Mac with his studies if he needs it, and will commonly call out questions during training. Other than that, he does most of the shopping for the WVBA, and is the third dad friend of the group.

Thank you for being the first person to ask <3

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Hello! Im back! I got some headcanons for Doc and Mac! So, time to give you some!

Doc Louis: Straight (or loves chocolate and chocolate only)

Basically Mac's dad, loves dad jokes. Has chocolate and milk before sleeping.

Little Mac: Asexual

Has trouble keeping up with his career and schoolwork (reading is his worst subject), doesnt let the fame get to his head, a good sport about winning championships.

#little mac #punch out #doc louis #punch out headcanons

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Some Punch Out Headcanons to go off of.

Glass Joe- Gay

Owns a pet cat named "Cinnamon", Has insomnia and uses medication (but it really doesnt work), loves baking

Von Kaiser- Bi (acts straight)

Bad back issues, Tastes tests things for Joe, Acts all mean but is really a sweetheart, a doomsday prepper

Disco Kid- GAY!

Sleep-Dances (wriggles around on the bed), needs to listen to music to sleep, Gossiper

King Hippo- Asexual

Big ole man baby, actually pretty healthy but shhhh, can understand English and uses sign language

Piston Hondo- Questioning

Drinks alot of tea and doesnt like coffee, A bit of a troublemaker, good cuddler

Bear Hugger- Straight

GREAT CUDDLER, Loves Dad Jokes, Always cooks breakfast for the rest

Great Tiger- Questioning / Doesnt care but isnt Asexual

Entertains kids with magic, Gossiper, Can help calm down Bald Bull, Wants to be a dad, sometimes just straight up acts like a cat. (purring, hissing, just laying on your chest)

Don Flamenco- Bi

Hates Bald Bull but is friends with Tiger, FLIRTY, Has a toxic relationship with Carmen, Will and probably already did choke you (inside joke), Loves Tim Burton

Aran Ryan- Gay

Extremely Sexual, Pranks the others all the time, Has a sailors mouth

Soda Popinski- Bi

Extremely Sweet, Loves Cuddling, Mountain Dew fanatic

Bald Bull- Pan

Has social anxiety (hence the anger), Cuddles A+, Loves stomach rubs

Super Macho Man- Pan

Uses less surfer lingo out of the ring, Gives alot of gifts on holidays, Normally lounges in a hoodie and sweatpants

Mr Sandman- Straight

Really REALLY sweet, Heavy sleeper, Owns a kitten named Midnight

I dont have any for Doc and Mac, but you might get some soon. Have a nice day!

#glass joe #von kaiser #disco kid #king hippo #piston hondo #piston honda #bear hugger #great tiger #don flamenco #aran ryan #soda popinski #bald bull #super macho man #mr sandman #punch out

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Welcome to the Ask!

This will probably be the only time I post from my POV, everything else will be from one of the Boxers. Ask whatever you want, Though ill put a NSFW warning if it needs one. You can ask them whatever you want! This is my first time doing this, so sorry if its a little bad... Have fun!

#i am not tagging this