what’s deadpool’s favorite Disney princess?
DP: I think the purple dress clashes with my red suit- does this clash? I feel like it’s a mess -
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do yall live together? :)
SM: We’ve been living together for about six months now, it’s been... interesting.
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how did you guys meet?
DP: It went something like this...
DP: can you believe that? I found him all alone, in a dumpster like a lost puppy!
SM: It was after a huge battle with the Rhino that didn’t go so well.
DP: and I nursed him back to health!
SM: You took a picture of me and posted it on Twitter with the caption ‘#pwned’.
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who can eat the most pizza?
SM: Deadpool by far. I think his healing factor keeps him from getting sick. Cheater.
DP: Not cheating! A natural advantage! Admit I’m better at eating pizza than you!
SM: I demand a rematch- New York style pizza this time! I only lost because you ordered Lil Caesars- that’s not real pizza!
DP: Whatever you say, can’t hear you over how I won!
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does spidey snore?
DP: You heard it here! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man sounds like an old man when he sleeps!
SM: If you think I’m bad you should hear Deadpool snore.
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DP: And now we open the floodgates!
Askbox is now OPEN!
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