proposed changes to retail environment
minimum kill allowance of 1 customer/week
minimum allowance of 2 beers/8 hour shift
minimum wage $50/hour
big TV in every store and we take turns picking whats on
minimum of 2 half-hour breaks per 8 hr shift, not counting smoke breaks and penis breaks
100% employee discount
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in a kinder world i live in an i spy page
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having autism with vocal stims is just having a built in soundboard
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❤️ sockeye salmon ❤️
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Rainbow mo
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Hey is anyone else getting anime girl "fuck me till your cock explodes" ads every 2 posts or is that just me
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My followers when I finally post something after sitting basically dormant for weeks upon months:
OH FUCK THANK GOD SUSTENANCE
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being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”
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Id love for help wanted 2 to go on sale so I can finally unblack list the tag
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his name is filbert & he's my friend!!!!
handmade with weighted limbs for hugging
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Look at this. He's curved.
What I learned in boating school is: if I'm gonna do a thick paper mache project on poster board, I need to make sure I do several thinner layers that I let dry in between, instead of doing like one or two cause the board will absorb that moisture and warp like a mother fucker, no matter what you do to try and stop it
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What I learned in boating school is: if I'm gonna do a thick paper mache project on poster board, I need to make sure I do several thinner layers that I let dry in between, instead of doing like one or two cause the board will absorb that moisture and warp like a mother fucker, no matter what you do to try and stop it
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GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
Edit: I FUCKING POSTED IT PRIVATELY ON ACCIDENT LIKE- looks at calendar- FOUR DAYS AGO
Borth
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@kandidandi jsndkenfkenfo he does have an actual iris/pupil that I painted in white, and then covered with an off-white; but the tiny pin prick iris is so fukin' funny
I put such a heavy layer of paper mache clay with so much water on my mask, so now sun looks like he's got a rot
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Fun fact, he did have a rot
I put such a heavy layer of paper mache clay with so much water on my mask, so now sun looks like he's got a rot
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