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CITY’S BREAKIN’ DOWN IN A CAMEL’S BACK

Uhhh... are you okay? Our city’s just fine. Secondly, what are camels? Ooh, ooh! I know!  What about those weird things people get in their teeth? ...That’s not it, is it?

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Sorry for seeing this so late: we’ve been pretty busy nowadays. I’m sure we could get him to do something like that, but I can’t guarantee that Soren will still be in once piece. What say you? Are you up for it?

Theoretically, if someone were to form a Bother Viren Squad, what would your reaction be? Not like trolling him, just sending asks he would consider not worth his time. Completely theoretical here.

Starling, that would be hilarious. Please do. I’m sure Claudia ( @askclaudiaanything, care to assist?) or I could get him to answer at least a few!

#aaravosanswers #the mun behind this is very sorry #super late whoops #askclaudiaanything #claudia tdp #aaravos tdp #soren tdp #the dragon prince #tdp

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are you still alive?

IM BACKK

Yes, (we) are alive. We’ve just been on pause for a while, since one of our family members got sick with the virus. Yeah, don’t worry, we didn’t die!

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ello! how is soren and you doing? sorry for bad english… it wasn’t my first language…

Hello there! Yeah, we’ve been on hiatus for a while, but we’re back! (And absolutely swamped with messages- thank you guys!) Soren and I have been pretty good, but we have messed up our muns’ houses a little..

..oops.

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ok soren, i know this is a reallyyyyy weird question, but my brother is trying to get muscles but is struggling. you got any tips for him?

A ha! Well, one of the best things he could do, especially if he isn't at his full capacity for fitness, is change his diet to be healthier. Having a healthy diet is key to having healthy muscles! If you're talking about reps, it's a good idea to start from one place, then slowly increase from there. It's all about knowing your limits.

#workout tips #yeah #go for it! #don't be impatient with yourself #muscles like mine take time #soren answers #askclaudiaanything #answered ask #tdp #thank you for the ask!

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Hey, Soren. I am the guilty anon from before. I came to tell you that you might think you're a bad person, but you are just as morally gray in this conflict as everyone else. Shooting at the dragon may have been a poor strategic move (a very poor strategic move) but it was not an immoral one. All necessary actions taken in war are fair. It's not like you tortured anyone and turned them into a trophy for fun. You want to be better and that's what matters.

Thanks, man. That really means a lot to me.

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How old were you when you started learning Dark Magic?

Well, I’ve always been exposed to dark magic, even as a child. Honestly, I feel like I’ve been learning dark magic since I could walk.

...perhaps that would be a better question to ask dad than whether or not a bear or a shark would win a fight against one another.

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When did you invent hot brown morning potion?

Me? Well, I guess it was when I was trying to mix an actual potion together. I was super busy that day, but I woke up SO tired, I couldn’t even see straight! I guess I picked up the wrong beans and... voila! It was born. It was worth writing down the recipe too! After all, hot brown morning potion really did save my life a few times... but that’s a different story! 

Now, go enjoy your potion and have fun learning new spells today!

#hot brown morning potion #nyoom beans and hot milk makes #the stuff I need to live #it was originally a silver tongue potion #but I didn't need it after the morning potion #magic *sparkles* #answered ask #claudia answers #askclaudiaanything #tdp

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Quarantine Shenanigans!

Hello all of y'all! I know it's been a while since we last uploaded, but that was because our wifi's been out in our house (and we were too busy messing up our cousin's place.)

Because of that, we're delighted to offer you all some of our least finest moments, as per her request!

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We're back. (And having fun in Amaya's house.)

Soren: Hey, Claudia? Do you think Amaya would mind if we played with the bedsheets for a while?

Claudia: Nah, I think she'd be fine with that.

10 minutes later:

Amaya: How the f*ck did you guys get stuck under the bed sheets??

Claudia: ... Skills?

#incorrect tdp quotes #I'm sorry Amaya/cousin #I love you

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I’M BRINGING THE NAPKINS!

Day 1! These are going to be a series of paintings leading up to Runaans birthday! Each featuring a gift Ethari has given to Runaan over the years :3

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Hey, Soren. I have a confession to make. When I heard you were injured after attacking a dragon, I felt like you deserved it. I had no idea what fully happened to you until recently and I'm sorry. You're not the bad person I assumed you were. I am sorry.

Ah, no, man. I did deserve it. I wasn’t thinking at all when I was saying all of that stuff that day. Don’t worry about it. Most of the time, I assume I’m a bad person, myself. I’m sure stuff like that happens to everyone.

#it's okay #buddy #soren answers #askclaudiaanything #answered ask #tdp

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What do you think would happen if you gave Bait hot brown morning potion?

...Bold of you to assume that we haven’t given him coffee before. Trust me, for your sake and for the sake of your insectoid objects all over the castle, DO NOT give him coffee. 

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Did Soren ever have any crushes did he ever like Rayla when they were at the storm spire i remember when he thought that she liked him so i though id ask

Hmm, that sounds like a question for Soren. I doubt he would’ve told me that he had a crush on the elf, whether or not he had one or not. Good question though!

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What would you do with a spell that made food taste like anything that you want it to? (taste dose not change if fed to some one else)

Huh. I would use it for mostly practical purposes. Like making my least favorite foods taste like something I like better! Well, I actually have a spell or two that works like this, but it requires some rather costly things for such a simple spell.

It sure would be a lot more handy than having to pluck a feather from a firebird to make brussel sprouts taste less sprout-y!

#taste-altering spells #they are a lifesaver #but only when I was small #now I don't care about what goes in my mouth as much #spell recipes can be asked for #but they are definitely not canon #claudia answers #answered ask #askclaudiaanything #tdp #dark magic can be costly

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o o f

I was tagged by @tsukkiserves, thank you!!

name: Runaan

gender: male

sexuality: fabulously stabby hot gay elf, also super married to the one cute craftsman who will put up with me

Hogwarts house: Slytherin jock goth

favorite animal: adoraburrs Moonstrider

when I made this blog: when Season 2 didn’t let me out of the coin! The salt is real.

current time: 11:11 Standard Pfennig Time (did I make a coin joke oh no it’s getting to me)

cat or dog: my Moonstrider is both, so both, how very Moonshadow

dream job: assassining is very honorable and I’m very good at it, do I really need more from life than to serve my people, no I do not

reason for url: because you can ask me anything you like, I have simply ages of time in this coin

tag 10 people you want to get to know better: @thebestmoonshadowassassin, @ask-kazi-anything, @ask-janai-anything, @ask-aaravos-midnight-star, @ask-nyx-anything, @ask-step-prince-callum,  @ask-ibis-anything, @ask-amaya-anything, @ask-ethari-anything

#I'm sorry I did this boi already #but I did tag you too #??? #I don't know what this means

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Oh, thank you for tagging us! 

Name(s): Claudia and Soren

Gender: Female, Male

Sexuality: Straight (questioning), Bisexual

Hogwarts house: Slytherin, Gryffindor

Favorite animal: Hummingbird, golden retriever

When we made this blog: Who keeps track? Certainly not us. (Like, a few months ago)

Current time: 9:35 Pacific Time

Cat or Dog?: Cat and Dog, respectively.

Dream Job: Head mage/advisor, Captain of the Crown Guard (which I already am)

Reason for URL: Just like Kazi, you can ask us anything! We’ll be delighted to answer any and all questions, no matter how weird or magical! Feel free to ask Claudia about spells and potion recipes and castings, or ask Soren about his favorite types of martial arts and weapons!

Tag 10 people! Oh no. Who to choose?!?

@ask-amaya-anything @kaia001 @thedorkhumanmage @thechildkingofkatolis @ask-janai-anything @ask-step-prince-callum @sufferingsoup0 @shadow-the-moonshadow @thenerdyalchemist

I was tagged by @tsukkiserves, thank you!!

name: Runaan

gender: male

sexuality: fabulously stabby hot gay elf, also super married to the one cute craftsman who will put up with me

Hogwarts house: Slytherin jock goth

favorite animal: adoraburrs Moonstrider

when I made this blog: when Season 2 didn’t let me out of the coin! The salt is real.

current time: 11:11 Standard Pfennig Time (did I make a coin joke oh no it’s getting to me)

cat or dog: my Moonstrider is both, so both, how very Moonshadow

dream job: assassining is very honorable and I’m very good at it, do I really need more from life than to serve my people, no I do not

reason for url: because you can ask me anything you like, I have simply ages of time in this coin

tag 10 people you want to get to know better: @thebestmoonshadowassassin, @ask-kazi-anything, @ask-janai-anything, @ask-aaravos-midnight-star, @ask-nyx-anything, @ask-step-prince-callum,  @ask-ibis-anything, @ask-amaya-anything, @ask-ethari-anything

#woo hoo! #I had to suck deep from my reserves of people I want to know better #but I'll tag anyone who wants to do this #you know