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[askfelixmillstone]

Hey quick question, does Max wear glasses ever? Because if he does, I have some bad news :/

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[askfelixmillstone]

I've been keeping quiet lately, keeping my head down and trying my best to stay out of trouble with the Boss because she's been suuuuuper mad at me lately.

"But Felix, you're so great and awesome and also handsome and strong, why is she mad at you??"

Well, dear reader! Turns out that the box in her room? Full of random bits of armour and stuff? Yeah that isn't a spares and repairs box. They're her "personal possessions". But how was I supposed to know that?! It just looks like a bunch of junk! But yeah, apparently some of those suits of armour are one of a kind and irreplaceable, and therefore -shouldn't!- be used to fix the plumbing in the toilet when there's a leak because you accidentally shot it in the middle of the night because it scared you :/

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[askfelixmillstone]

Wow Phin, I didn't know you and Hiram were related!! I promise I'm taking extra good care of him, so you've got nothing to worry about!

Also you should see about changing your service provider, they're posting transcripts of your calls online :/

Then the other day I was telling Gladys oh hold oh hiram i said shut up it's dictating god damn it hiram hiram are you there no you fucking imbecile mister who sand jar? snack jar Sanjar whatever can you please put Hiram back on. Oh uh Hiram is my cousin. Yes. Absolutely. I will. Thank you and have a lovely evening. Hiram you insipid lawdamned fool your mind has gone lukewarm pudding soft in that tower of yours. Why in the blazes are you not using a more secure line not one some random fool could tap into? No it's nothing on my end, it's clearly yours! Excuse me? Hello! Did he fucking hang up on me! Bubbles stay out of my Tileritos is this thing still recording oh fuck me running backwards

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You know, even with all the times he's threatened it, I never actually thought Max would leave me behind. But here I am, just a boy sat on the ground, handcuffed to a post, watching his ship fly away into the distance. I wonder how long it'll take the Boss to realise I'm gone. It shouldn't be too long, right guys? Hopefully it'll be long enough for me to work my way outta these cuffs though.

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😘

Felix, what's "candice"? I keep seeing it.

Is this what having power feels like? Is this the feeling Rockwell spends so much time chasing after? The feeling of holding someone's world in your hands, where a simple phrase could make or break everything they know? Oh Hiram, my sweet, surprisingly innocent Hiram. You came to the wrong person for help >:)

CANDICE D*CK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!?

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LIGMA BALLS. As a follow up, have you ever noticed that the air round Devil's Peak smells like Updog?

@mediocre-life-span you line em up, I'll knock em down!

Felix, what's "candice"? I keep seeing it.

Is this what having power feels like? Is this the feeling Rockwell spends so much time chasing after? The feeling of holding someone's world in your hands, where a simple phrase could make or break everything they know? Oh Hiram, my sweet, surprisingly innocent Hiram. You came to the wrong person for help >:)

CANDICE D*CK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!?

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[askfelixmillstone]

Felix, what's "candice"? I keep seeing it.

Is this what having power feels like? Is this the feeling Rockwell spends so much time chasing after? The feeling of holding someone's world in your hands, where a simple phrase could make or break everything they know? Oh Hiram, my sweet, surprisingly innocent Hiram. You came to the wrong person for help >:)

CANDICE D*CK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!?

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[askfelixmillstone]

Nice.

The Captain always says 'nice' when I something is at 69 percent.

I mean, I suppose it is nice depending on what it is. 69 percent fuel isn't good.

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[askfelixmillstone]

I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl shit

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I think so! Wonder what cool alien powers we have!!

So I've been "thinking".

If the Captain is from Earth

And we're all from Halcyon, a colony on alien worlds

And we were all born here

Would that make us aliens to the Captain and them an alien to us??

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That's closer to the mark than I usually am! I can live with that

So I've been "thinking".

If the Captain is from Earth

And we're all from Halcyon, a colony on alien worlds

And we were all born here

Would that make us aliens to the Captain and them an alien to us??

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[askfelixmillstone]

So I've been "thinking".

If the Captain is from Earth

And we're all from Halcyon, a colony on alien worlds

And we were all born here

Would that make us aliens to the Captain and them an alien to us??

#felix millstone #gaming #outer worlds #the outer worlds #tow #professional dumbass

[askfelixmillstone]

Damn, all this over the word yeet?

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

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[askfelixmillstone]

Eye dew watt eye want!!

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

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You're right and you should say it.

He would be WAY more fun if he yelled yeet all the time. I might go round and spend a little time trying to convince him that yeet is the way forward

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

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Max is very parsnips, isn't he?

Yeet? It's when you take something and throw it really hard, preferably while yelling "YEET" at the top of your lungs :D like a grenade, or when you launched the Captain at the Emerald Vale. That would've been the perfect opportunity to yell yeet

People always go on about words they hate. What about words you like? I’m rather fond of the words persnickety, lollygag, discombobulate, and propoxyphene napsylate. 

#oh I'm that dumb and more >:) #felix millstone #phineas welles #outer worlds #the outer worlds #tow #gaming #professional dumbass

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Remember kids, if the fruit looks unusually perfect, it's probably wax

Don't ask how I know that

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