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Oh shit I almost forgot! Happy Pride!!!

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Today's my birthday and I don't know how to feel about that.

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A few things

Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate it! I completely forgot to say it up till now and I apologize for being late

I returned the yellow guy (his name's Stu apparently)

I've met Stu's boss (not in costume obviously, would be a problem if I showed up in suit to the house of the guy who stole the moon, gotta be cautious) very interesting guy to say the least, he says he runs a jelly and jam business.

He seems like he's changed and is doing well

Anyways that's all I've got to say right now

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So I'm currently doing a road trip to take the yellow guy home and I'm checking my phone for news and stuff and apparently there's a new hero out and about???? They're going by the name of Turtle Titan and apparently they've managed to team up with Silver Sentry??? (If you don't know who that is, think of him like Superman ig)

Someone remind me to look into this once I'm back bc I'm kinda curious

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…oh man I 100% know where this is going but you know what? I’m not gonna spoil anything. You’ll be fine. Probably.

Uh okay? Anyways we're almost back to Earth.

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I should ask the yellow guy if he knows where his house is, if not I can always put up missing signs or something

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So, we made it to the moon and uh, we found this guy

*attached is a picture of a man in an orange tracksuit wearing circular glasses and sporting a bowl cut, he was in handcuffs*

He says his name is Victor? Vector? I don't know, starts with a V though. Anyways we found him on the moon with no protective gear whatsoever, the only thing he had was a plastic bubble? around his head, how he's still alive I have no fucking clue.

He likes to...talk and we found out why the moon vanished.

Apparently it disappeared because someone stole it, they legit just straight up shrank it and yoinked it like ??? and apparently the guy we have was trying to steal it from him because he didn't want to be outplayed or something

Oh yeah and the yellow guy we found works for the guy who originally stole it.

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This has been interesting. When we get back to Earth I'm thinking of returning the yellow guy and idk, staking out his hideout? I'm not sure yet.

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Update! We're almost to the moon and whatever the yellow thing is is finally down on the ground, been an interesting day so far.

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Update

So does anyone know what the fuck this thing is???

*attached is a picture of a yellow being stuck to the ceiling of whatever Grey was in, it was wearing goggles and overalls with a g logo on them, it was holding a beaker*

We found this guy floating in the atmosphere and like, I can hear the guy speak perfectly but the others say they only hear gibberish.

Anyways I have no idea what's going on, if any of y'all do can you tell me?

Also it seems like it's floating and can't stop so stretchy man is whipping something up so that it can be on the ground again.

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So I kept thinking about the whole moon thing and, I called up stretchy man to see if he wanted to do a space adventure to the moon to see if we can find anything and he agreed so I'm gonna swing over there in a bit, I'll let ya know if anything happens.

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the moon w ha t

Oh man yeah, the moon up and vanished for a few minutes and no one knows why. It's kinda crazy tbh

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Someone remind me to tell y'all about the time the moon disappeared for a few minutes

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You know what? Fuck it, taking the gang for a 4am IHOW run

We get a discount if I go in suit

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Oh hey!! It's Pride month here! Happy Pride!!

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Girl help, I'm being pulled in to father/daughter bonding activities

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Damn, I've seem to have missed a lot huh?

#spidersona #spiderverse #speaking #got busy with stuff sorry about that

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Haha, birth

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Damn, can't believe that my birthday is in two weeks 😔

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