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It's taking you a little longer because you're not lying, stealing, manipulating or selling your soul & that is okay.

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honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

#sksks #ACTUALLY CRYING

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#sksks

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

#sksks

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

#true

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

#sksks

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Teacher, can I..*sigh*🙄 MAY I kill myself?

#sksks

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Just saw a pigeon walking around with no head

#sksks

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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

#sksks

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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

#sksks

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

#sksks

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

#real

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i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on

#sksks

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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

#yes master #kermit

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

#ME FR !

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knuckle tat ideas

FULL BUSH

YAOI YURI

BUTT STUF

SPAM CALL

WARM BEER

GUNK SLOP

FROT TAGE

SELF HARM

LOVE WINS

#spam call would actually be so fire

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not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it